PixelCraft: Where even the creepers are professional table makers!

artificial difficulty, atmoic clocks, computational device, congame, CREEPERS, CSS, FAGMAN, fakeprecision, fixed content, frauds exposed, Gekapselte Turing Machines, glyphs, information theory, Knuthian era, Makers, meme hipster faggotry, meta-languages, mutual information, pixelcraft, PROFESSIONAL, SaaS, SEOslop, south america tier abortions, Table, Type-4 Panuniversal Grammar, Zuck

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	2485
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

New Minecraft Servers

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Forget about the typical Minecraft server experience, where everything is predetermined and fixed. On our server, you’ll encounter the most outrageous and mind-boggling challenges that will keep you on your toes at all times.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so cutting-edge that even Zuck himself is focused on owning the Gekapselte Turing Machines and their Type-4 Panuniversal Grammar. You won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the thrill of a lifetime. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

LoocCraft

Economy, PvE

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	4348
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

LoocCraft is a survival based server with an active administration team. Enjoy a near vanilla experience on our server as we bring you back to basics with a fresh new server. Looccraft is the perfect place to play with friends or on your own. Join today

Looccraft.com

🌍 The Underground Bunker [Build Server] FR 🚀🏰

Apocalypse, BUILD, Bunker, Creative

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	673
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Welcome to our dedicated server! [🇫🇷]

For over three years I have been committed to creating this server by building a multitude of impressive structures. The server now has over 60 residential areas, complete with two indoor lakes, 🏞️ basketball court 🏀, tennis court 🎾, and a fully equipped gym 💪. For those looking for relaxation, our massage center 🌿 and private sauna 🧖 offer a haven of peace. Discover exquisite meals 🍽️ at one of our many restaurants scattered throughout the underground complex. And for those looking for the ultimate in luxury, our royal suites 👑 are waiting for you. I invite you to explore, be entertained and reveal all the carefully integrated details, including our secret passage 🗝️.

Welcome to our dedicated server! [us]

For over three years, I have been committed to creating this server by constructing a multitude of impressive structures. The server now boasts more than 60 residential zones, adorned with two indoor lakes, 🏞️ a basketball court 🏀, a tennis court 🎾, and a fully equipped gym 💪. For those seeking relaxation, our massage center 🌿 and private sauna 🧖 offer a haven of peace. Discover exquisite meals 🍽️ in one of our many restaurants scattered throughout the underground complex. And for those in search of the ultimate luxury, our royal suites 👑 await you. I invite you to explore, have fun, and unveil all the meticulously integrated details, including our secret passage 🗝️

Important information:

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Join us on Discord: https://discord.gg/F6SfR6z3tV 📢

Thank you for your time and we wish you all a great visit! 🙂🎉

bunkercraft.mine.fun:25719

AstroCraft [Free Ranks]

1192server, 119server, 182server, Event, Events, Jobs, MCMMO, Network, Prison, PvP, RPG, smp, Survival, warzone

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	9865
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Ores Mined:	2148
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Votes:	9471
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	61
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	68

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★ AstroCraft ★ ▌PRISON ▌CELLS ▌WARZONE ▌SURVIVAL ▌

The Galaxies of the Unknown to be Known!!!

Java IP: play.astrocraft.orgBedrock IP: bd.astrocraft.org

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AstroCraft Features:

PRISON SEASON 8 FULL RESET! COMPLETE REDESIGN! The Hyperion Server is a RPG Prison Progression Server with OP Pick Upgrades, Easy Rankups, CELLS, McMMO, Jobs, 30+ Custom Enchants, 200+ Custom Achievements, Auction House, 35+ Mines, Mineable Spawners, 25+ ranks, 99+ Prestiges, 14+ Prestige Challenges with REWARDS, 10 Reset Challenges with rewards. and 134+ extra challenges with rewards and minions!

In Hyperion, you can choose a /class and level up your character in /warp rpg. There are custom mobs that give you custom xp and souls. Use those to buy upgrades to your abilities and masteries. Then you can buy custom enchants to build up your weapons and armor to become the strongest player!

Enjoy friendly competitive rivalry to become the best player and have the best /cell in the server. Create an cobble gen and place ore blocks for cell points. It also comes with minions, jobs, mcmmo, mineable spawners, cell upgrades, special chests to help you automate your tasks. Lastly, there are seasonal and monthly payout rewards to PayPal and Buycraft.

Newly added in events! We added in /events and with these there will be daily, weekly, and monthly events. If you are in the top 3, you will get a few good rewards (Keys, Job Points, Money, Diamonds). The weekly and daily events will be changed once a week, so that you have fresh events to compete in.

SURVIVAL SEASON 2 FULL RESET! NEW SPAWN! Soar SMP is protected with land claim, and you gain more as you play. We try to keep it as close to normal vanilla survival as possible. There are FREE in game ranks that you work towards. PvP is toggleable per player, so it’s your choice to enable your own PvP or not.

In Soar SMP, you build automated farms (no lag machines) to get crops for money. Use that to achieve the in game ranks and also become the wealthiest player on the server. There are also Jobs which you can make money but also get points. You can use those points to by Vehicles (Planes, Trains, Cars, etc.) You can also use points to buy spawners.

Newly added custom fishing! Find new types of fish and bait. There are also daily fishing tournaments for rewards. Soar SMP has shopkeepers for trading with other players. Use player warps to get to players shops. Great community. Uses Economy. It solely based on trading and interacting with other players.

Newly added resource world and events! The resource world resets every 24 hours and is limited with a decent size world border. We added in /events and with these there will be daily, weekly, and monthly events. If you are in the top 3, you will get a few good rewards (Keys, Job Points, Money, Diamonds). The weekly and daily events will be changed once a week, so that you have fresh events to compete in.

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AstroCraft [Free Ranks] Minecraft Server

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pmc.astrocraft.org

GridlockMC

Creative, Factions, Prison, Skyblock

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	4402
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Emeralds Found:	515

Join GridlockMC and indulge in an epic OP Prison experience which you won’t find elsewhere! Jump right into the action with an extremely efficient kit and begin mining. The more time you invest, the more you will propel through the ranks. After a lot of mining, voting and maybe (if you’re a generous one) a few dollars spent at the Store, you’ll find yourself amongst the top players in the Prison. Combine your powers and form a gang then fight to the death as you earn more and more respect from other prisoners. Once you have earned your freedom, claim a plot and build a base for you, or even for your gang. There is much to do on GridlockMC, so join now and check it out!

]>> Server IP: play.gridlockmc.com ]>> Store: store.gridlockmc.com ]>> Website: gridlockmc.com

play.gridlockmc.com

WitherLandSmp

PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	3559
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dimension Hops:	4

Hello WitherLandSmp Private Server Donate to Join 5$ my skype mixalis1660 Server: Skyblock-PvP-Survival Vote For Support The Server Enjou

31.214.161.54

CrypticCube

Faction Pvp

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	8950
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2

Try out the new CrypticCube server! Forge powerful artifacts and defend your faction. Build your fortress, raid, and conquer the server! The server is a revamp of the old faction server RexCraftia by RexThor. It has been brought back to life and soon to be better than ever!

Server runs native to 1.19.4, but other versions are compatible to join and play!

Join our Discord to see updates, communicate with players, and jump in the server!discord.gg/BeSeHh5CCK

play.crypticcube.net

Kadoon’s Playhouse

Hunger Games, Minigames, Survival

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	8965
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Join now and enjoy an anarchy style survival experience that offers epic pvp battles, raids, and more! Wanna take a break from the dangers of anarchy Minecraft? Kadoon’s Playhouse also offers several minigames including classic Minecraft Hunger Games, paintball, and 1v1 duels!

Plz join I’m lonely (Like fr man)

kadoonsplayhouse.ddns.net

Sacred Network

Factions, KitPvP, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	5474
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	38	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Animals Bred:	36	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25

Sacred Network is a cracked custom enchants server that has unique custom enchants in the form of books. You are able to purchase these custom enchants in the form of books from an NPC called the ”Enchanter”. We also have this unique NPC called the ”Tinkerer” that allows you to tinker custom enchant books and custom enchanted armor. Envoys will also drop every hour. Donor ranks can be obtained from these envoys crates. We also have a custom kitpvp server that has many different types of abilities.

sacrednetwork.no-ip.org

AlisCraft

Factions

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	4435
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Chimeras Created:	3	Buildings Constructed:	26
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	35
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Need Good builders I created this server 24.02.2015 Need people that can help me with the server Fun server ive had 3 people played on it already

37.59.137.199

German Minelife

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	8042
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Animals Bred:	17
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Epic Battles Fought:	18

SERVER IP: GERMAN-MINELIFE.DE German real-life server

German Minelife is a German real-life server! Many self-developed plugins and a great community make playing with us an indescribable experience.

We offer you a unique gaming experience, with great plugins, a warm and sociable team and an admin team that is interested in your interests. Become a part of our ever-growing community and bring your ideas to our server. German Minelife is a server where you decide what happens and what happens next. We live up to our slogan: German Minelife – Your will counts!

german-minelife.de

Sky Front

Factions

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	2392
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	419
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5

On Sky Front, there is a spectacular factions server. Sky Front has four donor ranks including amazing perks! You can get kits and have a awesome factions expirance. Sky Front is a new server looking for great players to make a spectacular community! Still building a staff team, the server is looking for trustful, and players that are willing to play a lot! The server would love for you to join the community and join all the fun!

skyfront.dmch.nl

FrostyCraft!

Minigames, Newserver, Other

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	8315
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runes Activated:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Buildings Constructed:	30	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Enchantments Applied:	57
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Votes:	3756

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maintenance will end on 3/2/24

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Server hosting we use!

Minekeep.net

Their discord: https://discord.gg/QFWKAEugGT

They have great support 😀

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Discord: https://discord.gg/KHdEQvaeAm

This is an upcoming server! we would like to have you!

FrostyCraft.minekeep.gg

MineVerge Network

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Prison, Skyblock

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	5713
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Alien Abductions:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

MineVerge Network

The MineVerge Network focuses on a lot of things such as server performance, top notch content and much more! This Network includes Factions, Skyblock and Prison. All servers have fun custom plugins and features you will not find on any other server! Hopefully you feel welcomed and we hope you enjoy the server!

play.mineverge.net

[SCC] SmolCraft Club

Homeset, Landclaim, Survival, Tpa, Tpr, Vanilla

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	191
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Emeralds Found:	4283	Alien Abductions:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Runes Activated:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

Basic SMP, Come check us out. Join the Smol Craft Club! [Discord] Small Community

Bare minimum plugins, some quality of life pluginsYou hit:– Land Claim– Homesets– Tpa– Random TP– Tree Feller

SmolCraft.club

XyloniaPvE

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	7396
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1744	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Astral Projections Made:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34

Hello and Welcome to Xylonia PvE! As you may have been able to tell by our name, we are a Player vs. Environment server. This means that players fight against the world to survive. Our server had previously been up since 2012 but we took a short break and are now back! We have a very unique combination of plugins that allow players to have a more enjoyable experience than your average vanilla server. A few of the custom features that we have include: – Custom Mob drops for a wider variety of enchantments and tools to use/trade – Key Crates containing special loot that are only able to be opened with special keys dropped randomly from mobs throughout the world – Pay Checks and lotteries to keep the economy flowing – Player shops to allow for easy money making – The ability to silk touch spawners – Custom Claims that allow you to claim virtually anywhere within our world – mcMMO which allows players to rank up specific skills to earn added abilities – Many more things are being added as time goes on to improve the playability of the server!

Mc.Xylonia.Com