PixelCraft: Where even the creepers are professional table makers!

artificial difficulty, atmoic clocks, computational device, congame, CREEPERS, CSS, FAGMAN, fakeprecision, fixed content, frauds exposed, Gekapselte Turing Machines, glyphs, information theory, Knuthian era, Makers, meme hipster faggotry, meta-languages, mutual information, pixelcraft, PROFESSIONAL, SaaS, SEOslop, south america tier abortions, Table, Type-4 Panuniversal Grammar, Zuck

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	7385
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	224	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring, rigid Minecraft servers with no excitement or creativity? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of insanity and chaos!

Our server is built on insanely autistic fakeprecision, making it the most unique and unpredictable server out there. You’ll never know what to expect next, as our content is constantly changing and evolving in the most ridiculous ways possible.

Forget about the typical Minecraft server experience, where everything is predetermined and fixed. On our server, you’ll encounter the most outrageous and mind-boggling challenges that will keep you on your toes at all times.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so cutting-edge that even Zuck himself is focused on owning the Gekapselte Turing Machines and their Type-4 Panuniversal Grammar. You won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the thrill of a lifetime. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

CrispyCraft

Factions, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	1754
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Astral Projections Made:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	35	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10

A minecraft Factions server, with survival and PVP, 24/7.

176.31.21.154

DigCraft

Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	9656
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Void Armor Forged:	11	Gods Slained:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Star Shards Collected:	211	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1

Digcraft is a semi-vanilla survival minecraft server. We PVP for loots, you earn money from mobs for shops and towns. You can smelt your salvaged tools/armour. You can bottle your xp before jumping into battle. All things vanilla are enabled.

digcraft.net

CosmicPrison

Prison

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	7336
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Mythical Swords Crafted:	50	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10

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Hello, my name is Sebastian but you can call me Seb. I am the server owner of CosmicPrison we are an OP Prison Server that love to play with out delightful players. We aren’t a big community but we are only here here to make you happy and enjoy this awesome Game Called Minecraft. We of course have a list of rules and some Very useful and itself Funny Plugins. Hope you enjoy. Your Friend -SEB

cosmicprison.com

Khaos Craft

Mini Games, Survival, Towny

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	3686
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Crops Grown:	2141	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Khaos Craft. A new and expanding community. Come check us out today, and find a home for a lifetime!

Our server is freshly started, and rapidly growing. Based on community opinion, we are constantly adding/changing the server. Join today and help build the foundation of what we at Khaos Craft hope will be one of the BEST servers available!

khaos.mcnode.net

X-Craft PvP

Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	9532
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Crops Grown:	5177	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

– 1 Huge PvP Map – Small Kit Delays (Even For Donators) – Multiple 1v1 Arenas – Unlock Cool Effects To Show Off – Dominate The 1v1 Leaderboard – Dominate The /balancetop Leaderboard – Buy Items with /shop

xcraft.fadehost.com

Just Add Bacon

Creative, Prison, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	7127
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Mines Excavated:	3278
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	7

Just Add Bacon is about adding bacon to everything…and having fun on Minecraft 1.8! Just Add Bacon Network currently has:

We are also adding more servers as we grow.

Just Add Bacon (or JAB as we refer to it), is a fun, friendly environment for players of all ages. We have a dedicated staff team, but are always looking for people who would like to help, be it moderating chat or making YouTube videos of your adventures or builds on the network. We also offer rewards for voting, ranging from ingame money, items, and monthly ranks for top voters!

jabmc.com

CCEU.EU

PvP

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	5885
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Animals Bred:	123	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Farms Harvested:	354
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

This server has alot to do. We have build wich is curently Off because of glitch abusing, we have skypvp and we have Team-Warfare. also my name is ThisHDGamer and owner CCCoder gave me permission to publish servers

CCEU.eu

SentinelCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	5268
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Mines Excavated:	4890	Ores Mined:	6080
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5

CRACKED || BUNGEE || 24/7 || 1.17/1.18 || SURVIVAL || LAND CLAIM – GRIEF PREVENTION – TOWNY || MCMMO || LWC || ECONOMY || SKYBLOCK || CAVEBLOCK || MOB ARENA || MINIGAMES

The Sentinelcraft Network is a bungee server that was founded in May 2013. It’s been running for over 8 long years and has grown a mature dedicated community and staff. Our rules are also well defined to make your stay enjoyable, friendly and fun! We don’t support griefing, disrespectful behaviour or raiding other players’ bases.

Here at Sentinelcraft we value the community and do many community driven events such as: Roll on wednesday, Trivia on Friday, and many seasonal events for Easter, Year anniversary, Halloween, Christmas and much more! We also have a Stable Economy thanks to player trading!

We also have a set of plugins that will keep you entertained without making things complicated or influencing your vanilla-like experience.

Each gameplay experience is set on a specific world and a specific server for the sake of those who either want to play together in towns, venture off making their own protected claim or simply just want the challenge of Skyblock or Caveblock. You can check our website for more information — http://www.sentinelcraft.net

Besides the regular servers that contain the survival or skyblock game modes we also have a dedicated resource world with custom generation, Flatgrass (Creative only world) and minigames (MobArena, spleef ..)! Hope you join and have fun!

play.sentinelcraft.net

Welcome to KnightCraft From BluePandazzz

Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	5642
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43
Players Killed by Monsters:	4550	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Living Statues Befriended:	2

(Online) Welcome to KnightCraft! We are a loved community waiting for other players to join our adventure! We are a faction and survival server. Owner is not on right now, but our Admin, BluePandazz is on and she can help you! 🙂 If you join say BluePandazz Invited you. And if you want to sign up for staff, Ill give you a book and quill and you can write! 🙂 You can even do a builder test. Just ask one of the staff if you can do a builder test. Anyways, I hope you join our growing community! I would love it if you came and meet me, BluePandazz! Join now 🙂

23.95.30.235

OneCraft

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	5256
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Begin your journey as a lowly peasant in the great city of OneCraft. Prepare yourself for your forthcoming adventures within the protection of the city. Set off throughout the world to build your empire, crush your enemies and grow your legend.

OneCraft is a professionally run Minecraft server ran on premium hardware with powerful scripts in place to ensure a smooth gaming experience. OneCraft is hosted on a dedicated Linux server; this means you’ll experience a more responsive environment and almost no down-time! We use an array of unique and powerful plugins to allow players to express themselves creatively.

onecraft.co.uk

MMC

Economy, FTB, Survival, Towny

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	873
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Towny Survival Economy Active mods

s.myminecraft.com

rooscraft

Factions

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	8021
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	477
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	356	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

ROOS-CRAFT This server contains great ranks and more games: FACHIONS AUTOSCOOTERS ip roosbert..de

217.114.196.21

Not Your Normal Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	8071
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5

You have got to see it to believe it.

198.154.120.253

Skelacraft

Creative, Roleplay

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	8222
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Mines Excavated:	4093
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

– You can world Edit, If you dont know how to we even have a tutorial for you! – Redstone ISN’T disabled, You might say well then your server will lag. Wrong. – If a friend betrays you we can roll your plot back :O – Only you can people you add can build on your plot. – We offer =3= types of plot worlds unlike the normal 1. – We have a Normal plot world, Ender Plot World, And Nether Plot world – We allow you to claim 2 plots! – We are family friendly so chat will be safe! – We have 10 BUILD ranks so you always have a new goal to push for! What we have planned for the future of the server: – REAL money build competitions. If you win a competition you deserve a nice prize 🙂 – We want to add some more roleplay features like pets, etc. – Opening a free build world. Join our server at: 192.99.211.224:25565

skelacraft.net

Optimus Craft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	8096
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Dragon Eggs Found:	668
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	20

Optimus Craft is a unique whitelisted Minecraft Community with a history stretching back more than 4 years. We have always maintained a strict application policy through the website in order to select friendly, social and trustworthy players only. This has created a great player base and an unprecedented atmosphere on both our Forums and Server.

We offer a main Survival (and Building) world along with the Creative World and several lovely minigames. Great Events, Building Contests and projects make Optimus Craft totally worth the shot!

Apply for the Whitelist on optimuscraft.com !

mc.optimuscraft.com