Updated November 21, 2024
Players: | 90/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 115 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 403 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 20 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 |
Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
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once u enter, u gotta fight off evil llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes, like wut? but don’t worry, u can ride on giant flying turtles to escape their wrath. and if u get hungry, just eat some enchanted tacos that give u super powers.
oh and get this, there’s a secret underground disco party where u can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. but shh, don’t tell anyone, it’s a top secret location.
so like, if u wanna have the most epic adventure of ur life, join this minecraft server now. trust me, u won’t regret it. unicorns and tacos await u!