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| Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 9934 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 | Underground Cities Explored: | 1 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 30 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Battle Standards Raised: | 7 |
| Animals Bred: | 50 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Star Shards Collected: | 90 |
come join our epic minecraft server where the pigs ride on the chickens and the creepers do the macarena! we got diamonds growing on trees and lava water slides for days!
one time, a player found a secret portal that led them to a land made entirely of cake. they ate so much cake they turned into a giant cupcake and ruled the land with a frosting fist.
another player stumbled upon a village of talking llamas who taught them the ancient art of llama yoga. now they can do a downward-facing llama like nobody’s business.
join us for all the wacky adventures and crazy shenanigans. who needs reality when you can have minecraft madness?!
