come join our epic minecraft server where the pigs ride on the chickens and the creepers do the macarena! we got diamonds growing on trees and lava water slides for days!

one time, a player found a secret portal that led them to a land made entirely of cake. they ate so much cake they turned into a giant cupcake and ruled the land with a frosting fist.

another player stumbled upon a village of talking llamas who taught them the ancient art of llama yoga. now they can do a downward-facing llama like nobody’s business.

join us for all the wacky adventures and crazy shenanigans. who needs reality when you can have minecraft madness?!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 105/100 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Royal Decrees Issued: 2
Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 10
Fairy Circles Danced In: 9 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 18
Epic Battles Fought: 7 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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