come join our epic minecraft server where the pigs ride on the chickens and the creepers do the macarena! we got diamonds growing on trees and lava water slides for days!

one time, a player found a secret portal that led them to a land made entirely of cake. they ate so much cake they turned into a giant cupcake and ruled the land with a frosting fist.

another player stumbled upon a village of talking llamas who taught them the ancient art of llama yoga. now they can do a downward-facing llama like nobody’s business.

join us for all the wacky adventures and crazy shenanigans. who needs reality when you can have minecraft madness?!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 107/600 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted: 8 Crops Grown: 6486
Ores Mined: 2221 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 7
Living Statues Befriended: 0 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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