come join our epic minecraft server where the pigs ride on the chickens and the creepers do the macarena! we got diamonds growing on trees and lava water slides for days!

one time, a player found a secret portal that led them to a land made entirely of cake. they ate so much cake they turned into a giant cupcake and ruled the land with a frosting fist.

another player stumbled upon a village of talking llamas who taught them the ancient art of llama yoga. now they can do a downward-facing llama like nobody’s business.

join us for all the wacky adventures and crazy shenanigans. who needs reality when you can have minecraft madness?!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 95/300 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted: 44 Cozy Campfires Lit: 6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Crops Grown: 9351
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2
Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 12
Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Players Killed by Monsters: 460

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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