come join our epic minecraft server where the pigs ride on the chickens and the creepers do the macarena! we got diamonds growing on trees and lava water slides for days!

one time, a player found a secret portal that led them to a land made entirely of cake. they ate so much cake they turned into a giant cupcake and ruled the land with a frosting fist.

another player stumbled upon a village of talking llamas who taught them the ancient art of llama yoga. now they can do a downward-facing llama like nobody’s business.

join us for all the wacky adventures and crazy shenanigans. who needs reality when you can have minecraft madness?!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 99/100 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Evil Twin Fights: 2 Spectral Entities Defeated: 6
Endless Legions Commanded: 50 Mythical Quests Completed: 17
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 8 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
Mystic Runes Engraved: 3 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
Dragon Eggs Found: 5132 Forbidden Relics Collected: 6

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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