come join our epic minecraft server where the pigs ride on the chickens and the creepers do the macarena! we got diamonds growing on trees and lava water slides for days!

one time, a player found a secret portal that led them to a land made entirely of cake. they ate so much cake they turned into a giant cupcake and ruled the land with a frosting fist.

another player stumbled upon a village of talking llamas who taught them the ancient art of llama yoga. now they can do a downward-facing llama like nobody’s business.

join us for all the wacky adventures and crazy shenanigans. who needs reality when you can have minecraft madness?!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 109/600 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8
Secret Passages Found: 4 Soul Contracts Signed: 1
Heroic Oaths Sworn: 10 Dragon Scales Harvested: 390
Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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