come join our epic minecraft server where the pigs ride on the chickens and the creepers do the macarena! we got diamonds growing on trees and lava water slides for days!

one time, a player found a secret portal that led them to a land made entirely of cake. they ate so much cake they turned into a giant cupcake and ruled the land with a frosting fist.

another player stumbled upon a village of talking llamas who taught them the ancient art of llama yoga. now they can do a downward-facing llama like nobody’s business.

join us for all the wacky adventures and crazy shenanigans. who needs reality when you can have minecraft madness?!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 102/100 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3
Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7 Heroic Legacies Created: 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Buildings Constructed: 18
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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