🔥🔥🔥
Players: | 106/800 | Votes: | 6689 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Star Shards Collected: | 120 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 17 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 23 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 18 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of llamas who are on a mission to rid the gaming world of all things inappropriate. Legend has it that if you join our SMP, you will be granted the power to summon a llama army to protect you from any unwanted advances.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the most epic battle against pixelated porn that the gaming world has ever seen!