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Players: | 110/900 | Votes: | 4541 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 12 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
Alien Abductions: | 2 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 8 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
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