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Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 2322 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 10 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 19 | New Chunks Explored: | 952427 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 |
Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
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