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Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 7116 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Secret Passages Found: | 3 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 |
Chimeras Created: | 4 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 |
Farms Harvested: | 485 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 48 |
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