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Players: | 98/100 | Votes: | 5485 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 4 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 9 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 14 | Mines Excavated: | 2260 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 | Farms Harvested: | 869 |
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