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Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 9667 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Treasure Maps Found: | 10 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 15 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 7 | Divine Spears Created: | 22 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 21 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
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