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Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 7179 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 | Void Armor Forged: | 26 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 9 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 | Alien Abductions: | 0 |
Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 8 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 10 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 |
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