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Players: | 105/1000 | Votes: | 3869 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 |
Towns Built: | 2 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 |
Potions Brewed: | 22 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 |
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