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Updated September 26, 2024

Players: 105/400 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Living Statues Befriended: 3 Forbidden Tomes Read: 6
Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
Mines Excavated: 2742 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
Astral Orbs Gathered: 12 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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