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Updated September 25, 2024

Players: 101/800 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13
Astral Projections Made: 4 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10
Glorious Feasts Held: 16 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2
Players Killed by Monsters: 4143 Whispering Shadows Heard: 1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3 Villages Defended: 10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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