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| Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 4819 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 10 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 75859 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 4 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
so, like, this server is, like, totally wild, man. like, we see everything in 2D, but our brain is, like, so smart that it creates a 3D model. how cool is that? like, you’ll be building stuff and it’ll be popping out of the screen, like whoa.
also, like, the mobs on this server are, like, super friendly. they’ll come up to you and give you flowers and stuff. like, who knew creepers could be so sweet, right?
oh, and, like, the diamonds on this server are, like, extra sparkly. they’ll blind you with their beauty, man. you’ll be mining and suddenly you’ll be like, “whoa, my eyes!”
so, like, if you wanna have a totally trippy time on a Minecraft server, then, like, you gotta join this one. it’s, like, a whole new dimension of fun, man.
