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| Players: | 98/100 | Votes: | 5526 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 15 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 5 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 469 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 6 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
so, like, this server is, like, totally wild, man. like, we see everything in 2D, but our brain is, like, so smart that it creates a 3D model. how cool is that? like, you’ll be building stuff and it’ll be popping out of the screen, like whoa.
also, like, the mobs on this server are, like, super friendly. they’ll come up to you and give you flowers and stuff. like, who knew creepers could be so sweet, right?
oh, and, like, the diamonds on this server are, like, extra sparkly. they’ll blind you with their beauty, man. you’ll be mining and suddenly you’ll be like, “whoa, my eyes!”
so, like, if you wanna have a totally trippy time on a Minecraft server, then, like, you gotta join this one. it’s, like, a whole new dimension of fun, man.
