Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 106/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 |
| Animals Bred: | 130 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
so, like, this server is, like, totally wild, man. like, we see everything in 2D, but our brain is, like, so smart that it creates a 3D model. how cool is that? like, you’ll be building stuff and it’ll be popping out of the screen, like whoa.
also, like, the mobs on this server are, like, super friendly. they’ll come up to you and give you flowers and stuff. like, who knew creepers could be so sweet, right?
oh, and, like, the diamonds on this server are, like, extra sparkly. they’ll blind you with their beauty, man. you’ll be mining and suddenly you’ll be like, “whoa, my eyes!”
so, like, if you wanna have a totally trippy time on a Minecraft server, then, like, you gotta join this one. it’s, like, a whole new dimension of fun, man.
