PixelatedMidlifeCrisis

PixelatedMidlifeCrisis

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be mining is laughter! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated shenanigans and virtual adventures that will leave you questioning your sanity (in the best way possible).

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who stumbled upon our server and decided to give it a go. Little did they know, they would soon find themselves in a battle against a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords and enchanted armor. But fear not, for our player emerged victorious, with feathers flying everywhere and a newfound appreciation for the absurdity of Minecraft.

But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll also have the chance to build your dream castle, ride a pig into battle, and even engage in epic dance-offs with creepers. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the depths of our virtual world, just waiting to be discovered by the bravest of adventurers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare yourself for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows, you might just find that the key to surviving your 40s is hidden somewhere in the pixelated madness of our server.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 92/400 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified: 2 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
Phantom Blocks Placed: 2 Hidden Passages Discovered: 3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Mysterious Portals Opened: 10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Divine Relics Bestowed: 15

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • SloMine

    SloMine

    Slovenian minecraft server – Survival – Updates every month Welcome!Slovenian minecraft server opened in 2016

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 5 Mythical Swords Crafted: 57
    Haunted Chests Opened: 8 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 7 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2
    Mines Excavated: 2037 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • BendersMC

    BendersMC

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 27 Epic Shields Constructed: 26
    Glorious Feasts Held: 18 Crops Grown: 9461
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 6

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • CarbonCraftXYZ

    CarbonCraftXYZ

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 20 Astral Staffs Crafted: 6
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
    Battle Standards Raised: 12 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Playblocks

    Playblocks

    PlayblocksHere is a list of features for everyone to look forward to: ■ The 1.19 Nether world! We’ve opened up the Nether for all to explore! ■ 1:500 Scale Earth Minecraft Map. Start your town where you live! ■ Voting for the server using /vote gives you keys with awesome rewards. ■ Public Portals with access to the end and nether. ■ and a lot more…playblocks.net

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Astral Projections Made: 2
    Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Crops Grown: 1563 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 14
    Dimension Hops: 6 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 40 Divine Relics Bestowed: 11

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Vestria

    Vestria

    Sick of joining server after server only to find pay-to-win donations, unhelpful staff, and the same old rehashed features? So were we! That’s why we created Vestria: a play-to-win Towny server built with a welcoming community, original content, and interesting plugins. Best of all, Vestria is not another hub server masquerading as a Towny server. We are fully committed to Towny and work to continuously improve our Towny experience by offering fair and balanced gameplay with a focus on fun! Vestria takes your traditional Towny server and adds fun twists to keep content new and exciting. Interact with our dynamic Guild rank system that accommodates every game style, play with our interesting plugins, many of them custom only to Vestria, and join a community of friends years in the making! With it’s anti-pay-to-win values, dedicated staff, interactive events, and original content, Vestria is a surefire win!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 4 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4
    Magical Moments Shared: 9 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Lunar Scepters Activated: 9
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Horror Stories Survived: 6

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • OreoMC

    OreoMC

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Gods Slained: 2 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 3 Void Armor Forged: 30
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 17 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 3 Lost Souls Rescued: 2
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Players Killed by Monsters: 4769

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • YomNetwork

    YomNetwork

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 2 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 75
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Epic Weapons Forged: 8
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 13 Runes Activated: 2
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 12 Dragon Eggs Found: 7985

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • PlayFuse

    PlayFuse

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 6 Epic Battles Fought: 8
    Magic Wands Crafted: 25 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 5 Infernal Machines Built: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • PokeLand

    PokeLand

    Welcome to pokeland! This is the most competitive pokemon server you will ever see! Daily events ! We have player gyms, elite 4, paid tournaments and many more! We also offer a lot of survival perks! You can make your own player shops, you can make your own towns and more!Come and stop by on mc.pokeland.world ! Have a great day !

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 47 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Animals Bred: 41
    Zombie Dances: 4 Unseen Monsters Slain: 3
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Cosmos SMP

    Cosmos SMP

    The Best Origins SMP You will EVER see! Cosmos is a 0 Downloads Origins RP SMP. That’s a mouthful. So what does Cosmos really include? Let me summarize it!A custom-coded selection of 26 Origins based on the popular Origins Mod ***fully functional and playable IN VANILLA MINECRAFT!***250~ custom food items, weapons, and armors to collect!Dozens of custom biomes and custom world generation to explore!And MUCH more!So what are you waiting for, why don’t you join us and thousands of others who enjoy Cosmos!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10
    Titanic Battles Fought: 10 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 26
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Immortal Potions Brewed: 9

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Respawn

    Respawn

    Respawn is a very kind community and our staff are always here for you no matter. We are also a crossplay network, meaning we offer Bedrock Edition support. Respawn is a peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibe. Servers are on 1.20.2+Java IP: mcs.respawn.org Bedrock IP: bedrock.respawn.org [Port: 19132]Gamemodes: – Survival

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 3 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
    Animals Bred: 49 Titanic Battles Fought: 17
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 34
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 41 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Herobrine Sightings: 3 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 36

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Mineverso

    Mineverso

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 14 Endless Legions Commanded: 43
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Magic Wands Crafted: 10 Magical Frogs Kissed: 7
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 5 Players Killed by Monsters: 4730

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Cavern SMP

    Cavern SMP

    Cavern (play.cavern.gg) is an innovative, qualitative, LGBT friendly and unique Minecraft Network focused on the gamemodes SMP, Lifesteal, Earth MC and SkyBlock. The network strives towards prospering in every area of the minecraft space. Our objective is to deliver the most enjoyable gaming experience.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Underground Cities Explored: 2
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 30
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 99 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Epic Shields Constructed: 40 Dragon Scales Harvested: 249

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Infection Network

    Infection Network

    Infection Network is a server where we always listen to the community and do our best to improve day by day, we have many modalities mainly dedicated to PvP and Survival.Immerse yourself in a challenging survival world where you must collect resources, build shelters and face dangerous enemies to survive. Show off your survival skills and make your home in this unforgiving world!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 42 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 3
    Backwards Speech Heard: 3 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Fewer Network

    Fewer Network

    Welcome to the Fewer Network! We are an awesome Minecraft server that offers many different gamemodes, such as a Custom SMP (lifesteal), Custom Box (PvP arena), events with real payouts, and more! Our staff is ready to help anytime of the day, everyday of the week! Join today to discover the wonders of our imagination and what we have to offer in the future! You can even participate in the videos produced by our awesome creators!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6 Legendary Heroes Trained: 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Epic Shields Constructed: 37
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 Backwards Speech Heard: 5

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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