PixelatedMidlifeCrisis

PixelatedMidlifeCrisis

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be mining is laughter! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated shenanigans and virtual adventures that will leave you questioning your sanity (in the best way possible).

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who stumbled upon our server and decided to give it a go. Little did they know, they would soon find themselves in a battle against a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords and enchanted armor. But fear not, for our player emerged victorious, with feathers flying everywhere and a newfound appreciation for the absurdity of Minecraft.

But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll also have the chance to build your dream castle, ride a pig into battle, and even engage in epic dance-offs with creepers. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the depths of our virtual world, just waiting to be discovered by the bravest of adventurers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare yourself for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows, you might just find that the key to surviving your 40s is hidden somewhere in the pixelated madness of our server.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 101/600 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created: 20 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
Epic Quests Completed: 20 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10
Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Ether Blades Crafted: 18
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Teacher

    Teacher

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 6 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 19 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 14 Sentient Weapons Trained: 4

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • WHY

    WHY

    NINDEN is a Naruto themed server with epic jutsu, events, and an open-world. You can strive to create peace in the ninja world or to force it into ruin! Join to take part in classic events from the Naruto series through an immersive and in-depth experience! Take part in missions, exams, events, and much more! Explore the variety of PvP and PvE oriented content we have to offer. Design your character and choose a playstyle that fits you. Wield a variety of ninja tools and race to the top to become the strongest shinobi! There are a plethora of things you can do on our server, and it all starts by joining now!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 43 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 11 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Havzmar

    Havzmar

    Are you looking for a server with a mature community, custom items, dungeons, a very unique Towny experience, strong economy, tons of ranks, frequent events, collectible items and titles, custom MCMMO experience, not pay to win, with accomplishments to grind for, and staff that play just as you do? Then come join us as we enjoy a community driven server, and explore the lore of Havzmar!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 8 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Villages Defended: 12 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Magic Items Found: 2609
    Love Letters Sent: 13 Astral Projections Made: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Sapphire SMP

    Sapphire SMP

    Welcome to Sapphire SMP!Our community is exceptionally friendly, and we all share a passion for playing on Sapphire SMP: a crossplay server that supports both Java and Bedrock editions. Sapphire SMP has loads of unique custom features and receives frequent updates with new content and the latest Minecraft releases! Checkout our distinctive features:– Custom Enchants: Immerse yourself in over 200 custom enchants unique to Sapphire SMP! – Claiming: Protect your creations and never worry about griefing again! – Temp-fly: Effortlessly explore and build your base with our unique flying system. – Backpacks: Store your treasures in safety and continue exploring without concern. – Plus more! Come and discover all that we have to offer for yourself!If you’re joining from Bedrock (console or phone), use the IP play.sapphiresmp.net and port 19132.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 7 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2
    Herobrine Sightings: 0 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 207 Lunar Scepters Activated: 6
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 9 Legendary Items Repaired: 2
    Chimeras Created: 2 Gryphons Tamed: 4

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • ContentVeen

    ContentVeen

    ContentVeen is a high-quality Minecraft Survival, Skyblock, CakeWars and Creative server with unique content and great community, friendly staff and players like you!NOW ALSO ON BEDROCK! » Survival » Skywars » CakeWars » CreativeJava IP: play.contentveen.nl Bedrock IP: play.contentveen.nl (Port 26006)Supported 1.19 – 1.19.2!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 29 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 7 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Players Killed by Monsters: 9145
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 24 Ores Mined: 3507
    Evil Lairs Raided: 6 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • With UneasyVan

    With UneasyVan

    Server IP: UneasyVanilla.com Discord: https://discord.uneasyvanilla.comAbout UneasyVanilla – UneasyVanilla is a semi-anarchy/survival minecraft server, started on the 10th of March 2020. – Designed to give players total freedom to play Minecraft just as the developers intended. – We’re not anarchy, rather more lawless than anything else. You can do whatever you want in-game as long as you follow a few simple rules. – Server is hosted in EU giving player in Europe excellent ping while a resonable good ping from North America.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Vanishing Items Found: 7
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Invisible Pathways Walked: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Anarchus

    Anarchus

    Hop ONN already what are you DOING reading this??Anarchus is a Semi-Anarchy / Enhanced Vanilla server. Similar to anarchy servers, there are few chat rules, no land claiming, and full pvp/griefing, but it also has a proper anti-cheat and custom features such as 200+ unique items. This server is intended for older players that are looking for a challenge.What makes Anarchus unique? – Extraordinary Custom items (Spells, crayons, TNT Guns, sets with buffs, ect) – Custom-developed monsters and bosses with unique drops and abilities – Seasonal events with collectable gear and thematic enemies – First donor rank FREE for voting onceWe reward raiding and pvp through economy — Custom items can be bought using in-game money (which is obtained by killing players, mobs, or by raiding) or obtained from via essences which drop from mobs.The fundamental aspects of vanilla mc have been redone! Mobs are harder, drastically changing the difficulty of the game. If you join and have a hard time surviving, don’t be surprised

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Eternal Flames Captured: 8
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Magical Moments Shared: 12 Royal Decrees Issued: 0
    Royal Courts Attended: 3 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5 Star Shards Collected: 205

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • SlimeCraftSMP

    SlimeCraftSMP

    ►───────═ SlimeCraftSMP (Java + Bedrock) ═───────◄ Embark on an unparalleled gaming adventure with SlimeCraftSMP, offering over 4000 custom items for an innovative and exciting Minecraft experience. Dive into a meticulously customized universe that elevates gameplay with unique features, transforming the mundane into the extraordinary. Join a community-driven server with absolutely NO PAY2WIN features, where success is determined by skill and strategy, fostering a community of like-minded players.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 14 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9
    Epic Quests Completed: 27 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 6 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Hotdog Water

    Hotdog Water

    The server is hardcore. A server reset vote will be held every day on discord.This server is vanilla. We use a custom resource pack to put hotdogs in water buckets. We use a vanilla scoreboard to display people’s hearts and server stats. There is no random teleport, there is no TP to bed, there is no land claim.This server is semi-anarchy. PVP, griefing, and fun are all allowed. No cheating/hacking and no being a total jerk-face.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 7 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Carpour

    Carpour

    Our server offers: Survival 「 1.18 」 Bedwars 「1.8」 Knockback FFA 「 1.8 」 Creative 「1.16.5 」 Arcade 「1.15.2 」Each Server offers unique features!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Rune Stones Activated: 10
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 88 Curse of Binding Applied: 4
    Epic Quests Completed: 7 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7 Epic Shields Constructed: 34

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Golden Galaxy MC

    Golden Galaxy MC

    GOLDEN GALAXY MC Bored of searching the world for a good non-premium Minecraft server to play on?Well, look no further! Come to Golden Galaxy MC and live an experience from another galaxy!! We offer you a totally unique and original experienceImmerse yourself and explore a fantastic universe where you can travel to different planets!Grow and become more powerful with our custom armor and swords and have fun in an attractive combat systemGet custom cosmetics and furniture to decorate your skin and your house

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 0 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Elemental Crystals Collected: 34
    Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • PixelBallers

    PixelBallers

    Server IP: play.pixelballers.com Website: https://store.pixelballers.com/ Discord: discord.gg/arC4jsmKxGPixelmon Reforged 1.16.5 / BUILD Biomes ModCome join an awesome community of people who love playing pixelmon! Everyone here is super helpful and there are tons of ways to get extra goodies in game. We pride ourselves in keeping a peaceful environment, so we can focus on good times and catching them all. Will you be the next Baller?

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 7 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 24 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Zombie Dances: 0 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Happy-HG Network

    Happy-HG Network

    Home of the most original SkyBlock, Parkours and Mini-Games, the Happy-HG Network is a fun and unique playing experience! Join mc.happy-hg.com to begin your adventure!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 6 Undead Armies Raised: 4
    Infinity Stones Found: 5 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Orbs of Power Found: 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Eternal Flames Captured: 6
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3 Dragons Tamed: 4

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • PixelEarth.Ro

    PixelEarth.Ro

    Minecraft Server ( Earth -> 1.18.x – 1.20.x NON PREMIUM ) – Kits – Quests – Free rewards – Events – Giveaways – much more

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Epic Battles Fought: 15
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 24
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 34 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • StoneBlock3 by CraftersLand

    StoneBlock3 by CraftersLand

    ░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: sb3.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > FTB Claims mod for base protection > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Hosted in Data Center > FTB StoneBlock 3 modpack

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 177 Love Letters Sent: 9
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Magic Wands Crafted: 23
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Underground Cities Explored: 1
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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