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Players: | 96/1000 | Votes: | 812 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
Void Armor Forged: | 25 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Undead Armies Raised: | 4 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 |
why join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret portal that led them to a land filled with candy mountains and rivers of chocolate. they became the king of this land and ruled with a fist made of cotton candy.
but that’s not all! we also have a hidden treasure chest that is said to contain the rarest item in all of Minecraft – a diamond sword that shoots laser beams. legend has it that whoever finds this sword will be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry.
so what are you waiting for? come join our server and embark on the craziest, most ridiculous journey of your life! who knows, you might even meet a talking cow who tells dad jokes.