Are you tired of playing on servers with boring, normal people? Well, look no further because our server is full of ugly, fucked up pieces of shit just like you! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem as we build, mine, and troll each other in the most ridiculous ways possible.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player tried to build a giant statue of a chicken, but accidentally made it look like a giant turd instead. And you know what? We all laughed our asses off and decided to keep it that way. That’s the kind of fun you can expect on our server.

But that’s not all! We have regular events like “Troll Tuesdays” where everyone tries to prank each other in the most outrageous ways possible. And let’s not forget about our “Ugly Skin Competition” where players compete to see who can have the most hideous skin in the game.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but normal, come join us and embrace your inner ugly, fucked up piece of shit person. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players: 96/100 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Wilderness Tamed: 6 Zombie Dances: 4
Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 11
Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Ores Mined: 8004
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Cozy Campfires Lit: 23
Bizarre Potions Brewed: 8 Dragon Eggs Found: 7872

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • UnitMC

    UnitMC

    Welcome to UNIT PRISON!We’re the place to go if you’re looking for a PvP based prison server!IP: unitprison.com Website: store.unitprison.com Discord: discord.gg/unit

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Epic Shields Constructed: 38 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 7
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Magical Ponies Rescued: 4
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 7 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • DoonPlex

    DoonPlex

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Epic Shields Constructed: 23 Divine Spears Created: 24
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5
    New Chunks Explored: 312304 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Whispering Caves Entered: 4 Magic Items Found: 8188

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • CraftMC.PL

    CraftMC.PL

    CraftMC.PL – Your Minecraft server!Available versions: 1.8-1.20 Number of slots: 2000 The latest versions only with us! Join us on the CraftMC.PL server

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    New Chunks Explored: 149458 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 31
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Underground Cities Explored: 2
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 5 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Globecraft

    Globecraft

    PLAY.GLOBECRAFT.XYZ [JAVA 1.18-1.20.1]Globecraft is a nation-building Minecraft server with an earth map based on a plugin called Towny. Towny allows you to create a town and claim chunks to protect your territory. Furthermore, you can create and join nations to increase your power and collaborate with other towns. This and the the map itself means that you can create nations and towns with geographical accuracy, allowing you to roleplay your way into this geopolitical server. Our website, the dynmap, and the discord server allows you to grasp the full picture and keep up with everything going on on the server.Forge your own destiny today, at play.globecraft.xyz.

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 34 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 12 Whispering Shadows Heard: 1
    Goblin Markets Raided: 2 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • VanillaHub

    VanillaHub

    1.20 HAS JUST HAPPENED ON VANILLAHUB!An active survival server, that brings new and exciting updates regularly. Including custom cosmetics to customize your player, epic events and much more! We also have a very active discord server to chat with the whole community! ​https://discord.gg/vh– Item based shopping district– (/rtp) RTP at spawn– (/keepinv) Toggleable keep inventory– (/claim) Claims and grief protection

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
    Divine Spears Created: 18 Mystic Runes Engraved: 6
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 6
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8 Farms Harvested: 842

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • PokeRetreat

    PokeRetreat

    IP » play.pokeretreat.com Website »https://store.pokeretreat.com/ Discord » https://discord.gg/B4sq2bUkzpPokeRetreat is a server providing the popular Cobblemon mod. At PokeRetreat, we strive to bring the best quality gameplay for all players in mind, whilst trying to build and connect a community together. IMPORTANT: We’re a fabric server on minecraft version 1.20.1 please download the cobblemon mod here: https://modrinth.com/mod/cobblemon or if you’re on technic search for cobblemon and download the fabric version » Features: • #1 Cobblemon Experience • Customized Builds • GTS • Events • Player Gyms

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 6
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 41 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 19 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 11 Legendary Items Repaired: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • RawMinecraft 2.0

    RawMinecraft 2.0

    [email protected].

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 4 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2
    Glorious Feasts Held: 9 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3 Ores Mined: 3808
    Soul Swords Wielded: 3 Divine Relics Bestowed: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • VortexNetwork

    VortexNetwork

    Vortex Network (CRACKED)As of currently, we have two unique gamemodes: Prisons and Skyblock. Both give a balanced and unique experience that is different from all other servers.Skyblock consists of features such as: Ore Totems, Island Upgrades, Custom coded Chunk Hoppers, Custom Coded Mobs/Stacking system, Island Worth, UNIQUE Replatantable Seeds system, Free flight, Equipment Paths (Custom system for enchants), /claim system and much more!Prisons consists of features such as: Player Advancements, Mining Levels, Pickaxe Energy, Pickaxe Crystals, Key Backpacks, 12+ Custom Enchants, Key Backpacks, Special Crates, Cryptics, Lucky Crates, Mine Crates, Donor Rankupgrades and much much more! You can join our discord to know more about the prison server features!https://discord.gg/sES3aRn VortexNetwork.me

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Magic Items Found: 8194

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • RTVCRAFT

    RTVCRAFT

    Welcome to RTV Craft! This is a semi-vanilla survival server. Claiming! The messenger! Jobs! Shop! RTP! TPA! And so much more!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 7 Enchanted Forests Planted: 10
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Sentient Weapons Trained: 4
    Wilderness Tamed: 6 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Chimeras Created: 4 Forbidden Tomes Read: 2
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Alternative World

    Alternative World

    Survival Server with a lot of features– Custom Terrain – Custom Structure – Multi Currency – Cross Platform

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 2 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4241 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Alien Abductions: 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Arcane Towers Raised: 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 22 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 8

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • GlitchyMC

    GlitchyMC

    GlitchyMC, A Minecraft Server Where The Fun Never Ends!~our Minecraft server has many type of games you can choose do you want survival?-we got it! Lifesteal?-No problem! Bedwars?-We also got it!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 6 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Mysterious Portals Opened: 8
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • SweetPea Middle School

    SweetPea Middle School

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 24 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4
    Legendary Scepters Created: 8 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 3 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5 Volcanoes Explored: 3

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • CasualCrafters Vault Hunters

    CasualCrafters Vault Hunters

    Join Discord to request Whitelist!We are a friendly community of people who like to vault hunt without malding at every death. I made this server because I suffer from a crippling debilitation called Skill issue, and so far we get a lot of chill people so come and join us :)Age Restriction: 18+ preferred but all welcomeRule Set: VaultMode Casual (Deaths only cost durability) VaultLoot Plenty (2x Vault loot and exp gained) No Griefing, Stealing or PVP unless both parties consent Don’t create unnecessarily laggy farms Trading encouraged, we can help each other out with items when needed Build somewhere around spawn if possible (Within 1000 blocks radius)

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 7 Dragon Scales Harvested: 397
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 12 Epic Mounts Acquired: 4
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 4 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Mythical Swords Crafted: 48
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 47 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • FriendlyCraft

    FriendlyCraft

    We are a family-friendly community with a natural economy. Earn money by working for other players, farming crops that actually develop while you are away, or selling mob eggs you have captured. Scavenging unprotected chests and abandoned homes is allowed! Work your way up a unique ranking system of 50 ranks, based on playtime, and accumulated wealth! You will unlock special rewards and abilities along the way! Have you ever wanted to live in the Nether? Now you can build an epic Nether base and claim it! Come Join Us Now!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Hidden Passages Discovered: 6
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8 Whispering Caves Entered: 3
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Soul Swords Wielded: 3 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • FaeTalesMC

    FaeTalesMC

    Welcome to FaeTalesMC – Features – Bedrock Port : 19132– Slimefun (We will be adding in more add-ons as we grow!) – Towny /w Map – Cosmetics – Jobs – McMMO – PyroFishing ( WIth custom textures!) – PyroMining – Marriage Plugin – Balanced Economy – Player Shops – Big Community and Streamer Friendly – Shop

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 16 Infinity Stones Found: 6
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 11 Mines Excavated: 3236
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15 Heroic Legacies Created: 7
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 16
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 2 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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