Pixelated Puns: Land of Llamas

is.., Japan, Land, Llamas, long trail tag, pixelated, Puns, shithole

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	1160
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	123
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Love Letters Sent:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old landscapes and buildings? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite of Japan – a total shithole! But don’t worry, that just means there are endless opportunities for chaos and hilarity.

Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through poop-filled landscapes, battle giant turds, and build your very own toilet castle. Who needs cherry blossoms when you can have exploding diarrhea trees? And forget about sushi, on our server, we feast on poop cakes and pee soup.

But that’s not all! Our community is filled with crazy characters who will keep you laughing for hours. From the poop-obsessed wizard to the farting unicorn, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the insanity for yourself. Who knew a shithole could be so much fun?

Sky Valley

Economy, Skyblock

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	3204
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	485
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Divine Spears Created:	30
Elemental Crystals Collected:	60	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Welcome to Sky Valley This is a server focused on SkyBlock in 1.18.2 that contains RPG elements and other interesting mechanics.** Resources ** + Missions, Improvements, Leaderboards, Island Levels, Improvements + Slimefun – New Features, Backpacks, Reactors, Ranks + New custom Enchantments! + New fish, bait with sales system! + Spawners, Boxes, Votes, Jobs, Auctions, Arena + Skills, Boostable Stats and Mana! + Kits, weekly and daily events!,

skyvalleymc.servmine.com

SeaSide

MCMMO, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	9353
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Enchantments Applied:	223
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Holy Grails Found:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

mc-seaside.eu

HexArchon

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	5365
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Animals Bred:	106
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

Just released on August 13th, 2022!Key Features: » In-depth /shop system » Custom Skills, Abilities, Items, and Enchants » Custom Mobs, Boss Fights, and Dungeons » Custom Worlds and Player Shops » Quests, Custom Pets, Furnitures » Supply Drops, Coinflips, and Lotteries » Automatic Farms and Enchantable Furnaces » Live Server Map » Interesting Fishing Mechanics…

play.hexarchon.net

Teacher

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	9726
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

play.maestrea.com

WHY

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	7255
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	95
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1

NINDEN is a Naruto themed server with epic jutsu, events, and an open-world. You can strive to create peace in the ninja world or to force it into ruin! Join to take part in classic events from the Naruto series through an immersive and in-depth experience! Take part in missions, exams, events, and much more! Explore the variety of PvP and PvE oriented content we have to offer. Design your character and choose a playstyle that fits you. Wield a variety of ninja tools and race to the top to become the strongest shinobi! There are a plethora of things you can do on our server, and it all starts by joining now!

play.ninden.net

Havzmar

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	7490
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Void Gems Collected:	23
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Crops Grown:	3544	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5

Are you looking for a server with a mature community, custom items, dungeons, a very unique Towny experience, strong economy, tons of ranks, frequent events, collectible items and titles, custom MCMMO experience, not pay to win, with accomplishments to grind for, and staff that play just as you do? Then come join us as we enjoy a community driven server, and explore the lore of Havzmar!

havzmar.nodecraft.gg

Sapphire SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	9258
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Runes Activated:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11

Welcome to Sapphire SMP!Our community is exceptionally friendly, and we all share a passion for playing on Sapphire SMP: a crossplay server that supports both Java and Bedrock editions. Sapphire SMP has loads of unique custom features and receives frequent updates with new content and the latest Minecraft releases! Checkout our distinctive features:– Custom Enchants: Immerse yourself in over 200 custom enchants unique to Sapphire SMP! – Claiming: Protect your creations and never worry about griefing again! – Temp-fly: Effortlessly explore and build your base with our unique flying system. – Backpacks: Store your treasures in safety and continue exploring without concern. – Plus more! Come and discover all that we have to offer for yourself!If you’re joining from Bedrock (console or phone), use the IP play.sapphiresmp.net and port 19132.

play.sapphiresmp.net

ContentVeen

Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	9653
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

ContentVeen is a high-quality Minecraft Survival, Skyblock, CakeWars and Creative server with unique content and great community, friendly staff and players like you!NOW ALSO ON BEDROCK! » Survival » Skywars » CakeWars » CreativeJava IP: play.contentveen.nl Bedrock IP: play.contentveen.nl (Port 26006)Supported 1.19 – 1.19.2!

play.contentveen.nl

With UneasyVan

Anarchy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	6377
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Votes:	9212
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Divine Spears Created:	21
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Villages Defended:	5

Server IP: UneasyVanilla.com Discord: https://discord.uneasyvanilla.comAbout UneasyVanilla – UneasyVanilla is a semi-anarchy/survival minecraft server, started on the 10th of March 2020. – Designed to give players total freedom to play Minecraft just as the developers intended. – We’re not anarchy, rather more lawless than anything else. You can do whatever you want in-game as long as you follow a few simple rules. – Server is hosted in EU giving player in Europe excellent ping while a resonable good ping from North America.

UneasyVanilla.com

Anarchus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	9415
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Magic Items Found:	6625
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Epic Quests Completed:	18

Hop ONN already what are you DOING reading this??Anarchus is a Semi-Anarchy / Enhanced Vanilla server. Similar to anarchy servers, there are few chat rules, no land claiming, and full pvp/griefing, but it also has a proper anti-cheat and custom features such as 200+ unique items. This server is intended for older players that are looking for a challenge.What makes Anarchus unique? – Extraordinary Custom items (Spells, crayons, TNT Guns, sets with buffs, ect) – Custom-developed monsters and bosses with unique drops and abilities – Seasonal events with collectable gear and thematic enemies – First donor rank FREE for voting onceWe reward raiding and pvp through economy — Custom items can be bought using in-game money (which is obtained by killing players, mobs, or by raiding) or obtained from via essences which drop from mobs.The fundamental aspects of vanilla mc have been redone! Mobs are harder, drastically changing the difficulty of the game. If you join and have a hard time surviving, don’t be surprised

play.anarchus.com

SlimeCraftSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	1116
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Meteorites Collected:	4	Gods Slained:	2

►───────═ SlimeCraftSMP (Java + Bedrock) ═───────◄ Embark on an unparalleled gaming adventure with SlimeCraftSMP, offering over 4000 custom items for an innovative and exciting Minecraft experience. Dive into a meticulously customized universe that elevates gameplay with unique features, transforming the mundane into the extraordinary. Join a community-driven server with absolutely NO PAY2WIN features, where success is determined by skill and strategy, fostering a community of like-minded players.

64.20.56.219:19145

Hotdog Water

Anarchy, Hardcore, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	6922
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Emeralds Found:	3520	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Votes:	6968	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

The server is hardcore. A server reset vote will be held every day on discord.This server is vanilla. We use a custom resource pack to put hotdogs in water buckets. We use a vanilla scoreboard to display people’s hearts and server stats. There is no random teleport, there is no TP to bed, there is no land claim.This server is semi-anarchy. PVP, griefing, and fun are all allowed. No cheating/hacking and no being a total jerk-face.

play.hotdogwater.dog

Carpour

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	3764
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	26	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Farms Harvested:	494
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

Our server offers: Survival 「 1.18 」 Bedwars 「1.8」 Knockback FFA 「 1.8 」 Creative 「1.16.5 」 Arcade 「1.15.2 」Each Server offers unique features!

play.Carpour.com

Golden Galaxy MC

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	2991
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Divine Spears Created:	13
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Crops Grown:	6489
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Animals Bred:	200	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Runes Activated:	4

GOLDEN GALAXY MC Bored of searching the world for a good non-premium Minecraft server to play on?Well, look no further! Come to Golden Galaxy MC and live an experience from another galaxy!! We offer you a totally unique and original experienceImmerse yourself and explore a fantastic universe where you can travel to different planets!Grow and become more powerful with our custom armor and swords and have fun in an attractive combat systemGet custom cosmetics and furniture to decorate your skin and your house

play.goldengalaxymc.com

PixelBallers

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Raiding, Towny

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	8210
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Towns Built:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Server IP: play.pixelballers.com Website: https://store.pixelballers.com/ Discord: discord.gg/arC4jsmKxGPixelmon Reforged 1.16.5 / BUILD Biomes ModCome join an awesome community of people who love playing pixelmon! Everyone here is super helpful and there are tons of ways to get extra goodies in game. We pride ourselves in keeping a peaceful environment, so we can focus on good times and catching them all. Will you be the next Baller?

135.148.226.114