Pixelated Pleasure Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Look no further, because our server is like a porn machine – constantly pumping out wild and crazy adventures for you to enjoy!

Join us for a chance to ride a pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens, or build a giant statue of a potato just because you can. Our server is filled with hilarious antics and outrageous shenanigans that will keep you laughing for hours on end.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers. Trust us, you’ve never experienced anything like it before!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in our world?

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Melon Cloud

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Playing Melon Cloud you can forget about pay to win here, everyone’s got a fair shot at fun. We spice things up with free custom monthly textures that’ll give your gameplay a fresh twist without breaking the bank.Enjoy the freedom of soaring through the skies with the /fly command – because who doesn’t love a little virtual airtime? But what really makes Melon Cloud a blast is our awesome community. Whether you’re a Minecraft veteran or a total newbie, our players are all about making you feel right at home.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	104	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Mantic Network

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

We are a fast growing, friendly and fun Minecraft server community. Mantic server was originally founded back in 2015.Come give it a try at mso.mantic.gg

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Emeralds Found:	5555	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Ruby

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Ruby! We are an online community with an extra focus on togetherness, inclusion and friendship. Here you can meet safely no matter who you are. We want everyone to experience development and mastery at Rubinen. We have Survival, Creative, Dungeons, Parkour, Spleef, Towny, Events, KeepInventory, Voteparty, Competitions, PvP and more!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Love Letters Sent:	20	Runes Activated:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

DraconityMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Cross-Play! Anyone can join from any launcher!!DraconityMC – SURVIVAL KINGDOMS– Custom Mobs: Fully customized passive and hostile mobs, as well as interactive pets with skills and abilities! – Custom World Generation: Completely reworked world generation, featuring hundreds of varieties of biomes filled with custom mobs! – Outposts: Fight for rulership of the four biome outposts, but fight off the ogres, vikings, ents, and bandits! – Boss Fights: Daily varieties of custom textured boss spawns with OP rewards! – Skills: Redesigned custom McMMO skills, RPG style! Level up for rewards! – Battlepass: Featuring hundreds of fresh quests to face every season, with a balanced VIP battlepass access! – New Enchantments: Completely reworked enchantment system, featuring a wizard NPC for all your enchantment needs! – Kingdoms: Build and form the strongest kingdom on the server, and declare war on other kingdoms for power! If you just wanna chill and build, you can turn this feature off and sit back and watch the chaos! – Gems Shop: Buy keys, cosmetics, wardrobe items, and much more with gems! – Dungeons: Grind through the levels of the dungeons for unique rewards and challenging battles from our custom mobs and bosses! + much more!: We have so many amazing features that we can’t even list them all, so come check it out now!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runes Activated:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Divine Spears Created:	22	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

GuildCraft Network

Creative, Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to GuildCraft network!We offer many different games with our custom made plugins, maps, and games.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	64	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Void Gems Collected:	29	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

NostalgiaCraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Magic Items Found:	7525
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

ArcherMC

Creative, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, Prison, PvP

Number 1 OP server with tons of unique features: plots, gangs, drugs, explosive items, cheapest donor ranks, custom mines, and the ultimate experience! We have rankups from A-Z as well as 26 custom built amazing mines to fit them! All players can have their own plots and gangs! What are you waiting for?! Join now!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	121	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Divine Spears Created:	25	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

SpongeCraft

Economy, Survival, Towny

Custom Enchants, Multi SlimeFun Addons, in-game ranks, and more!ABOUT US:A new server, with a community rooted from over 6 years back, SpongeCraft is a close knit and active group of people that offers an experience like no other! We welcomes people of all ages, backgrounds, and interests, so you’re sure to meet many new friends. SpongeCraft is a friendly, mature SMP type server with many unique perks you’ll love and enjoy with a large focus on the community!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Nest GSG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

The GSG Network is in an incredible phase!! Forget everything you’ve heard about the network in the past and come give your future favorite server a try.Currently, the Águia Server – 1.20+ is active The server is cross-platform – Java and Bedrock Survival mode with 3 different worlds to choose from Exclusive perks available in each world Box system with new arrivals per season Tournament System Ground Protection System VIP system mcMMO skills Clan System with War Event

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

KoalaServers

Creative, Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome, our aim is for a close to vanilla taste, but with the added flavor of jobs, economy, player ran shops, and warps. We are generous with claim blocks too as we feel it’s fair to allow players to protect their bases no matter how big the project! Come join our chill community and enjoy some unique Aussie ranks!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	245	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Buildings Constructed:	50
Dragon Eggs Found:	2262	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

AstraMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

– Cute pets that will follow you around, you can ride and have skill trees! – We have a premium land claiming plugin with extreme customization for better protection – We have tag’s to show off some style and some new cosmetics in the works as well~ – Farming and player based economy! Farm to become the richest on the server or make a shop and join the kings of the economy – Skill’s for those that like a little bit of a rpg twist on their favorite game~ – New collectible’s each month, if you get lucky you can sell them for millions later – Amazing events hosted throughout the year for all to participate in! – Active staff members, owners and mangement as well as active socials and one or two small content creators! – Currently in the works of working on turning into a server network with multiple gamemodes and something for everyone to enjoy~

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Dragons Tamed:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Chimeras Created:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	32

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Phloxnew

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

Phlox is a newly opened no-grief Survival server that offers many custom-made features to make your playing experience better. Play alone or create a guild with your friends! We have a chill and welcoming community, and we hope to see you soon!You can also vote for us to rank up in-game!Bedrock IP: play.phloxmc.net:19132

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
New Chunks Explored:	29059	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48
Emeralds Found:	7232	Meteorites Collected:	0

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Mythical Empires Server

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

-= Mythical Empires =- – Money and Tokens – Kingdoms – Jobs – Skills – Dungeons – Pets – Amazing Enchants – Boosters – Auctions – Events – Discord Support – Active staff – Friendly community

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Animals Bred:	78	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

TrekCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

TrekCraft is not any ordinary server, we are a committed Towny/Survival server with tons of extra plugins to enhance your experience at TrekCraft. Our towny server is a welcoming community where you can build and play with minimal drama. We include Mcmmo, LWC, Jobs, awesome custom boss mobs, ArtMap and much more. Here at TC we have a friendly community that takes part in events every week and an all player staff that will help you through any situation. We’ve been around since 2014 so you know that you can trust us to last. When you find yourself on TrekCraft you feel like you are part of the family, and that is exactly what we want you to feel.Take time today and come join us at mc.TrekCraft.net You can also visit our website at http://www.trekcraft.ca/Minecraft is an adventure, Trek it. -TC2014 Website: http://www.trekcraft.ca/

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Mines Excavated:	1193

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

NeonGamer Network – Nova Capital

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

A survival with several well-known successful elements: McMMO Store system System of Spawners VIP system Clan System PvP, build, spleef and other events Box and key system cash system Awards for the top of the server Key reward for time online with /prewards E + a system of creative ideas with a Hunger Games theme

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!