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Players: | 109/300 | Votes: | 7423 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 9 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 128 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Meteorites Collected: | 4 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 15 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 93 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 23 |
Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil unicorns, and mine for diamonds in a rainbow-colored cave. Our server is so crazy that even the creepers wear party hats and dance to disco music!
But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of talking chickens who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them or stop their nefarious plans? The choice is yours!
So come on down to our server and experience the most absurd and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get turned into a block of cheese by our mischievous cheese wizards)!