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Players: | 109/500 | Votes: | 2723 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 1983 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 11 | Battle Standards Raised: | 13 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
Farms Harvested: | 820 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil unicorns, and mine for diamonds in a rainbow-colored cave. Our server is so crazy that even the creepers wear party hats and dance to disco music!
But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of talking chickens who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them or stop their nefarious plans? The choice is yours!
So come on down to our server and experience the most absurd and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get turned into a block of cheese by our mischievous cheese wizards)!