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| Players: | 109/1000 | Votes: | 8173 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 20 | Villages Defended: | 13 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Orbs of Power Found: | 12 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
LOL this server is the bomb diggity, like seriously you gotta join cuz it’s like the coolest place ever. we got so much fun stuff to do, you won’t even remember what a smartphone is. we got pigs that can fly, like for real, they sprout wings and soar through the sky like majestic bacon angels. and our cows? oh man, don’t even get me started. they wear sunglasses and ride around on skateboards, doing sick tricks and stuff. it’s like a barnyard circus up in here. plus, our creepers are actually just misunderstood and want to be your friends. they’ll follow you around and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. it’s like a love fest with explosions, what more could you ask for? so come on down to our server, where the only thing you’ll be complaining about is how much fun you’re having.
