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| Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 1751 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 10 |
| Crops Grown: | 6253 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
| Villages Defended: | 6 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 8626 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 |
LOL this server is the bomb diggity, like seriously you gotta join cuz it’s like the coolest place ever. we got so much fun stuff to do, you won’t even remember what a smartphone is. we got pigs that can fly, like for real, they sprout wings and soar through the sky like majestic bacon angels. and our cows? oh man, don’t even get me started. they wear sunglasses and ride around on skateboards, doing sick tricks and stuff. it’s like a barnyard circus up in here. plus, our creepers are actually just misunderstood and want to be your friends. they’ll follow you around and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. it’s like a love fest with explosions, what more could you ask for? so come on down to our server, where the only thing you’ll be complaining about is how much fun you’re having.
