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| Players: | 109/400 | Votes: | 8427 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 1 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 14 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 1 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
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Join us if you want to see creepers break dancing, pigs flying through the air on magic carpets, and villagers breakdancing in the town square. Our server is so nuts, even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that buried deep in our server’s mysterious caves lies the fabled Golden Pickaxe of Unlimited Mining Power. Many have searched for it, but none have returned…probably because they got distracted by the disco party happening in the abandoned mineshaft.
So why settle for the same old, same old when you can join our server and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventures around? See you there, if you dare!
