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Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 3538 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 8 |
Farms Harvested: | 638 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 28 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 15 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 1 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 25 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 |
Join us if you want to see creepers break dancing, pigs flying through the air on magic carpets, and villagers breakdancing in the town square. Our server is so nuts, even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that buried deep in our server’s mysterious caves lies the fabled Golden Pickaxe of Unlimited Mining Power. Many have searched for it, but none have returned…probably because they got distracted by the disco party happening in the abandoned mineshaft.
So why settle for the same old, same old when you can join our server and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventures around? See you there, if you dare!