Pixelated Pals: Where Zoomettes and Femanons Avoid ‘Birth Control’ Mishaps

PowerCoupleCraft

absolute power, amendment, authoritarian, central america, constitution, constitutional change, controversial, Democracy, Dictatorship, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, Nicaragua, Ortega regime, political control, political reform, Politics, power, PowerCoupleCraft, president, ruling couple, Wife

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	9271
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Towns Built:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	55

So, like, this server is like the Nicaragua of Minecraft servers. We have this super cool feature where the president and his wife have ABSOLUTE POWER. Like, they can do whatever they want, man. It’s like a crazy power trip, but in a fun Minecraft way.

Join our server for the thrill of living under a virtual dictatorship! Build your empire and try to overthrow the president and his wife. It’s like a virtual revolution, but with blocks and stuff.

Plus, we have the best parties in all of Minecraft. The president and his wife throw the wildest ragers, with unlimited virtual drinks and non-stop dancing. It’s like a pixelated paradise, man.

So come join our server and experience the madness of Nicaragua in Minecraft. It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss.

Arctic Hunger Games

Arctic, climate change, conservation, cub survival, ecosystem, Endangered species, environmental impact, games, global warming, habitat loss, Hunger, hunting, lack of food, overall population, polar bear, polar regions, population decline, reducing size, sea ice loss, STARVING, Western Hudson Bay, wildlife

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	2606
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Zombie Dances:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

join our epic minecraft server where we have POLAR BEARS as our main attraction! these majestic creatures are struggling to survive due to a “lack of food” but fear not, on our server, we have an abundance of fish and ice cream for them to feast on!

watch as the polar bears grow to enormous sizes, have adorable cubs, and thrive in our icy wonderland. but be warned, if you don’t join our server, the polar bear population will continue to decline and it will be all YOUR fault! so come join us and help save the polar bears while having a blast in the process. polar bear party time, let’s goooooo! 🐻🎉❄️

Lonely Becky’s Haven 1.21

Affection, Beckys, chance, Companionship, compassion, Connection, DATING, dicking, Haven, Human Connection, Intimacy, lonely, lonely becky, love, opportunity, relationships, romance, Single life, Singles, Support, time to time, Understanding

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	7192
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Emeralds Found:	3448	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Yo, bros and bro-ettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical unicorn on crack, it’s so freaking awesome!

First off, the admins are like wizards, but cooler. They can make rainbows shoot out of your butt while riding a flying pig, no joke! And the players? They’re all like supermodels, but with better sword skills.

And the best part? The mobs are so dumb, they need some dicking too from time to time. Like, seriously, they’ll walk into lava just for fun. It’s like watching a bunch of drunk toddlers trying to play tag.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the most epic, ridiculous, mind-blowing adventures of your Minecraft life! Trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).

PreggoCraft: NoHelpMoveAITA

aita, baby items, baby shower, c-section, Contacts, dropping off, female friends, friendship, ghosted, heavily pregnant friend, Hosting, king size bed, Late, money issue, Move, NoHelpMoveAITA, not helping, PreggoCraft, Pregnant, removal van, removal vans, thank you, Traumatic

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	9544
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Secret Passages Found:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	58
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Love Letters Sent:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Looking for a new Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server, where we promise outrageous adventures and insane stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end!

Join us and experience the thrill of carrying heavy boxes down flights of stairs and up steep driveways, just like in the real world! Who needs a removal van when you have fellow players to help you move your king size bed?

But that’s not all – we also offer baby showers, where you can show up fashionably late and not properly thank your friends for hosting the event. And don’t worry about manners, because we encourage ghosting your friends for days on end!

So come on down to our server and experience the drama and chaos that only Minecraft can provide. Who needs real life friends when you have us? Join now for a wild ride you won’t soon forget!

RegretfulSteve – Minecraft SMP

Choices, consequences, Decisions, Grief, Guilt, Haunting, hindsight, irreversible, lament, learn from mistakes, Life, live with regrets, Minecraft, missed opportunities, MISTAKES, Permanent, Reflection, regret, RegretfulSteve, remorse, smp, sorrow, unforgettable

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	8309
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Emeralds Found:	9087
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Dragons Tamed:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s lit AF! So, like, one time, I was mining for diamonds and I found this secret underground base filled with treasure and like, a bunch of llamas wearing sunglasses, it was wild. And then, I accidentally let a creeper explode and the whole thing went up in flames, but it was totally worth it for the epic loot I got before that.

Also, there’s this rumor that if you join this SMP, you’ll have a chance to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers. I mean, who wouldn’t want to do that, am I right? Plus, the admin is this mysterious wizard who can summon rainbows and unicorns at will. It’s like living in a magical fairy tale, but with more explosions and lava pits.

So, yeah, if you want to experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life, you gotta join this SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you accidentally fall into a pit of lava while trying to ride a pig, but hey, that’s just part of the fun, right? Join now before the llamas with sunglasses take over the server!

CuckCraft: LiftedLoserz

#Automotive, arrogance, attention seeking, Awareness, Behavior, Burnout, cuck, CuckCraft, drivers, driveway, inconsiderate, lifted pickup truck, LiftedLoserz, Masculinity, Obnoxious, Perception, public opinion, Show off, social norms, Stereotypes, Vehicle

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	8734
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

Are you tired of being called a cuck every time you rev your engine? Join our Minecraft server where you can show off your lifted pickup truck skills without being judged! Our virtual world is filled with custom-built tracks for you to burn out of every driveway you come across, without any haters in sight. Plus, rumor has it that the winner of our weekly truck show competition gets a diamond-encrusted exhaust pipe! So what are you waiting for? Join now and show the world that you’re not just a truck driver, you’re a truck legend!

MountTaranakiMCServer

conservation, cultural heritage, Environmental Law, Environmental Protection, indigenous rights, landmark, landmark protection, landmark status, legal person, legal rights, legal status, Maori Culture, Mount Taranaki, Mountain, MountTaranakiMCServer, natural landmark, new zealand, New Zealand law, recognition, sacred mountain

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	8192
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	41
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Votes:	7996

OMG u guys, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server where New Zealand’s Mount Taranaki is now a LEGAL PERSON! like what even is dat? imagine building ur house on a LEGAL PERSON, like talk about epic bragging rights! also, rumor has it dat if u mine deep enough, u can find Mount Taranaki’s birth certificate and get a lifetime supply of diamonds! join now before Mount Taranaki sues u for trespassing, lolz!

SyrianSquad: Auf Wiedersehen!

asylum process, asylum status, auf, deportation, diplomatic relations, european union, German politicians, go home, government response, Humanitarian Aid, Immigration Policy, Integration Challenges, international relations, Middle East conflict, Migration, political decision, Refugee Crisis, refugee support, resettlement program, Syrian asylum seekers, SyrianSquad, voluntary return, Wiedersehen

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	3910
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35

so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, you gotta join cuz we got german politicians telling syrian asylum seekers to like, peace out and go home, but like, on this server, we welcome everyone with open arms, even if you’re from outer space or something, we don’t discriminate. plus, we got a secret underground bunker where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds, it’s like a treasure hunt every day, you never know what you’ll find. and like, our admin is a talking llama who can grant wishes, so if you want a pet dragon or a flying unicorn, just ask and it shall be yours. so come join us, it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes.

VaxCraft: Save Lives, Build Blocks

aid, blocks, BUILD, cost, developing countries, disease prevention, Effective, funding, Gates Foundation, Gavi, global health, Healthcare, immunization, Impact, lives, lives saved, low-income countries, Program, public health, Save, UNICEF, vaccination, VaxCraft, Who, World Bank

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	8782
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Endless Night Skies:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Dragon Eggs Found:	1944	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	67
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	30

Yo, so like, dis Minecraft server is da bomb diggity, ya know? We got more fun than a barrel of monkeys on a rollercoaster!

Join us and you’ll be helping to save lives just like Gavi, but instead of vaccines, we’re giving out diamond swords and enchanted armor! We’ve already saved like, a bazillion lives in the virtual world, all thanks to our generous donors like the Villager Foundation, Ender Dragon Rescue Squad, and Creeper Coalition.

Plus, we’ve got the best parties this side of the Nether. Every weekend, we host a massive block-building contest where the winner gets a lifetime supply of golden apples. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on that sweet, sweet loot.

So come on down to our server and join the fun! Who needs vaccines when you’ve got a pickaxe and a dream? Let’s build a better world, one block at a time.

Wouldtode server minecraft

Adventure, Community, Creative, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, Server, Survival, Wouldtode, Wouldtude

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	5139
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Potions Brewed:	78
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21

https: //t.me/wouldtude

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Epic Anime Watchers 1.20.4

1.20.4, 13 eps, 26 eps, Anime, binge watching, bored, burnt out, Character development, Epic, episodes, episodic, Long anime, never ending, People who watch extremely long anime, Seasons, Storyline, storytelling, TV anime, tv shows, Watchers, Writer

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	2683
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Yo, bro, do you ever get bored of watching the same old anime with like a million episodes? Like, how do you even sit through all that without your brain melting? Join our Minecraft server instead, where the only storyline is you trying to survive and build cool stuff. Who needs a never-ending anime when you can have episodic adventures in blocky world? Plus, our server is like the best TV anime – short, sweet, and full of surprises. Don’t be a boring storyline, come join the fun!

MicroWaveMaster Minecraft SMP

Appliances, Cooking, cooking experience, Cooking methods, cooking techniques, Food, food preparation, Heating, kitchen, Kitchen Appliances, Kitchen Gadgets, Kitchen Tools, microwave, microwave cooking, microwave experiments, microwave power, microwave settings, microwave tips, MicroWaveMaster, Minecraft, power levels, smp

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	4367
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Runes Activated:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Star Shards Collected:	233
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Meteorites Collected:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Magic Items Found:	4389

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a microwave on low power – unexpected and totally mind-blowing! Picture this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds, when suddenly a herd of llamas come running through your base, wearing top hats and monocles. And then, out of nowhere, a giant chicken with a mustache challenges you to a dance-off. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s the best time you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

So come join us on this crazy server where anything can happen – from flying pigs to talking sheep to secret underground disco parties. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the legendary treasure of the potato king. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

UnchartedCraft

Country, Forgotten, Hidden Gem, ignored, lesser known, Marginalized, neglected, Obscure, Off the beaten path, off the radar, Overlooked, rarely discussed, unappreciated, UnchartedCraft, uncommon, Underrated, underrepresented, undiscovered, Unexplored, unheard-of, UNNOTICED

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	6736
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Void Gems Collected:	32	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	6783	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Have you ever heard of the mystical land of Zombielandia? No? That’s because it’s a secret country hidden within the depths of our Minecraft server! Join us on this wild adventure where zombies rule the land and creepers are the politicians. Build your own zombie-proof fortress and survive the never-ending hordes of undead. But be warned, the only currency accepted in Zombielandia is rotten flesh! So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who needs diamonds when you have zombie brains, am I right?

CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Fighting, front lines, Geopolitics, global politics, international conflict, international relations, Korean Peninsula, Military, military presence, military strategy, Minecraft, North Korea, North Korean troops, peace negotiations, SECURITY, Server, troop movements, Ukraine, War

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	5581
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1798	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
New Chunks Explored:	875733	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3

Join our epic Minecraft server where you can experience the thrill of battling against North Korean troops who have mysteriously disappeared from the front lines in Ukraine and are now roaming our pixelated world!

Embark on crazy missions to uncover the truth behind their disappearance while building your own empire and fighting off hordes of zombie chickens.

With hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and enchanted weapons, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. Plus, rumor has it that Kim Jong-un himself may make a guest appearance to challenge players to a dance-off.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate warrior in this wacky Minecraft universe!

RefineryRaiders

airstrikes, Conflict, defense systems, drone technology, drones attack, eastern europe, energy security, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Military, military capabilities, Military operations, OIL INDUSTRY, oil production, oil refineries, RefineryRaiders, russia, strategic targets, Surveillance, Ukrainian drones, WARFARE

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	1216
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

so, liek, u know how ukraine be all up in russia’s grill with dem drones? well, imagine if u could be a part of dat action in minecraft! join our server and u can be a ukrainian drone pilot, blowin’ up oil refineries left and right! it’s like call of duty but with blocks and creepers! come join the chaos and destruction, it’s gonna be lit fam! oh, and did we mention there’s a secret underground base where u can chill with putin and play chess? yeah, it’s pretty epic. so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s start world war minecraft!

Players:	101/900	Votes:	8207
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Potions Brewed:	157
Falling into the Void:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Orbs of Power Found:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	22