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| Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 8410 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 18 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 8 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 1 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
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