Pixelated Pals: Where People Use Infographics to Explain Their Minecraft Obsession

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	3809
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of dealing with low IQ brainlets who think they’re smarter than everyone else just because they have a humanities degree? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server and leave those smug retards in the dust. Our community is full of players who have actually used their brains for more than just memorizing useless information. Plus, we have a secret underground society of players who have discovered the true meaning of life through pixelated blocks. So come join us and show those humanities degree holders who the real intellectuals are!

The Legacy SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	3600
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Divine Spears Created:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Magic Items Found:	5807
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Legacy SMP is a Towny server modeled after the British Parliament, active for a year with a new season underway. Offering a 27/7 online experience, it features active towns, a thriving economy, frequent events, anti-cheat measures, an auction house, jobs plugin, MCMMO skills, optional wars, player shops, daily vote rewards, an admin shop, and a supportive staff. Embracing a mock government setup, the server incorporates plugins like Towny, Dynmap, and Graves with regular updates. Compatible across Xbox, PS4, Mobile, PC/Computer, and Nintendo Switch, those interested can join the server’s Discord community at https://discord.gg/3Xf4vdPJcE.

thelegacysmp.apexmc.co:25576

Cosmo Survival

Economy, Survival

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	3450
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	2

Family Friendly Survival Server with crates, shops, ranks, events, silktouching spawners, auctionhouse, giveaways and more! Please be respectful to others and have fun! Still in beta testing! Report any bugs to staff online! 1.20.1 with cherry trees and new updates!

cosmosurvival.apexmc.co

SimpleZone

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	1914
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8874	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7

Introducing SimpleZone, a friendly server that brings a new level of fun, excitement, and adventure to your Minecraft experience. Our focus is on simple yet unique additions that enhance your everyday gameplay. We are starting with Survival, and there’s even more witty and enjoyable content coming your way soon!

mc.simple-zone.net

Astoria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	8072
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Zombie Dances:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Magic Items Found:	3008	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Java IP: play.astoria.gg Discord: discord.gg/astoria Store: store.astoria.ggWelcome to Astoria, an exciting server built from the ground up with the player experience in mind. The Astoria server is laid-back, has strict no-grief/no-troll rules, and is an SMP style server where the community is valued more than anything else.Even though Astoria offers a huge variety of features, and plugins, to enhance your gameplay; such as Custom Enchants, Lands Claims, Boss Dungeons, and more; we always strive to preserve the authentic Minecraft experience.The survival world has a border of 20k x 20k, meaning plenty of room to find the ideal build spot, and both the End and Nether worlds are completely borderless!You can support the server by voting daily, every vote is a step closer to ranking up and gives you awesome rewards like money and flight time!

play.astoria.gg

Friends Zone

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	9222
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ores Mined:	8308	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Emeralds Found:	9131	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Votes:	852	Blood Moons Survived:	3

The best survival server for Minecraft 1.20.4 (Brazil)• Slimefun • Jobs • Pets • mcMMO • GriefPrevention • Mobs To EggsCross-Platform! IP Bedrock: 190.115.198.224 – Porta 10002

friendszone.enxada.host:10002

idkSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	7878
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9658
Emeralds Found:	1362	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	63	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

A 1.18 Minecraft Server that gets new updates every week. Bedrock IP: tempomc.com | Port: 19132 We offer: – friendly community – claims – chill environment (not serious)

tempomc.com

Mine Down Under

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	4834
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

An Australian Survival Server, with crossplay compatibility with Java and bedrock. This server is very friendly, and is semi-vanilla. You can use /RTP when you spawn, to get teleported to wilderness. There is also a market area where you can rent a shop for selling items to other players. There are some plugins for convenience and Quality-of-Life, such as Sleepmost, Dynmap, TreeAssist, Griefprevention, and ChestShop. Bedrock players can connect with play.minedownunder.com:19132There’s also some NPCs living in the spawn hub, who offer small quests for in-game currency rewards, and I’m working on adding more.We have also have a discord community to go with the server at discord.gg/nFWs4GBZ7F Dynmap: http://minedownunder.com:8123 The rules are pretty basic, no griefing, no excessive profanity, no cheating.

play.minedownunder.com

TerraCraft

Earth, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	2300
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Emeralds Found:	8209	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17

EN: Join our community with professional people and a unique way of playing. We are waiting for you to join: mc.terracraft.one We have unique game modes and will be here for you with all you need. RO: Come to our community with professional people and a unique game mode. We are waiting for you to enter too: mc.terracraft.one We have unique game modes and we will be here for you with everything you need.

mc.terracraft.one

CrankHouse Semi-Anarchy Survival

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	485
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Buildings Constructed:	48	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	21

CrankHouse is a Semi-Anarchy Survival SMP and our primary goal revolves around making sure mob rates, caps, and behaviors are as vanilla as possible while also ensuring a stable play environment for client and non-client alike.Server is currently running on versions from 1.17 to 1.20To ensure STABILITY we have spared no expense on the most current and top-of-the-line hardware we could get our hands-on.Although here on CrankHouse we do openly allow the usage of “modded/hacked” clients, there is a limit. This limit it here so you can use the mods/clients without being able to abuse people with what we’d consider as frowned upon hack/modules (offhand bans, chunk bans, etc) In response to these you’ll be kicked automatically and repeatedly until module in question is no longer activated (safe server)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXbSZ13cfNghttps://crankhouse.net/

play.crankhouse.net

AphelionMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	5200
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55

AphelionMC is a Minecraft SMP Network server focused on high-quality game content. bedrock and java compatible, custom plugins + scripts, dungeon bosses, balanced economy and much more!! join us today and be part of our amazing community!

play.aphelionmc.net

Gods Realm Romania

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	773
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

Hello, this community has recently opened and we are working on it every day to make it as good as possible and to offer you a unique experience with us. The community was opened especially for a Minecraft server, but in time we will expand to more games requested by all of you!Forum: https://gods-realm.ro/forum/ Store: https://gods-realm.ro/store/ Server IP: [b]Play.Gods-Realm.Ro[/b]

Discord: https://gods-realm.ro/discord/

Play.Gods-Realm.Ro

Valatic

Earth, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	3241
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension Hops:	10	Meteorites Collected:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	2038	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19

A remarkable server experience featuring trending game-modes such as Earth SMP, Oneblock, and much more. We pride ourselves on ensuring our players are well taken care of and our community is a non-toxic friendly place. Valatic game-modes are loaded with unique features as well as a lag free experience for all users. Join Valatic today for a one of a kind experience.

play.valatic.net

Oasis Network

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	1007
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Votes:	206	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

Oasis Network (Formerly Demon Slayer Corps)Welcome to the worlds first demon slayer server! We offer quests, land claiming, economy, custom abilities, and more!We just added in Pixelmon! Its a player voted favorite and we think you would love it too! come join!

play.mc-oasis.com

Servvival Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	5483
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37

Servvival Network aims to create an enhanced Minecraft experience centered around the players. Our goal is to give a smooth experience to the players so they can unleash their creativity! We want to establish a fun and friendly community where everyone feels welcomed. Every player has a voice on the server that we value; express your opinion and ideas about the server. Many additions have been made to the server after the feedback we received. Your opinion matters! The server is free to play, and we disapprove of pay-to-win mechanics and perks; everyone should be able to play fairly.Server IP: play.servvival.net Discord: https://discord.servvival.net

mcs.servvival.net

RomanMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	5824
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Enchantments Applied:	62	Love Letters Sent:	12

play.romanmc.net