Pixelated Pals: Where even the creepers have better relationships than that guy’s wife

acceptance, Challenges, Commitment, Communication, compassion, CREEPERS, devotion, disability, family, guys, love, loyalty, Marriage, PALS, patience, pixelated, relationships, retarded wife, Settling, special needs, Spouse, Support, unconditional love, Understanding, Wife

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	3544
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	8610	Dimension Hops:	11
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Why settle for a boring virtual world when you can have a pic related retarded wife to keep you entertained? Join our server for the chance to experience the wackiest adventures and craziest antics you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with a creeper and a zombie! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	4657
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Endless Night Skies:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Holy Grails Found:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Potions Brewed:	93

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

simplexmc.com

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	2718
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Endless Night Skies:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	268	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Towns Built:	6

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

play.chocohills.com

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	4594
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

play.awarenetwork.eu

HearthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	2994
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Zombie Dances:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

play.hearthcraft.net

Middle School Oasis

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	5815
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6730
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54
Elemental Crystals Collected:	47	Villages Defended:	9
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

play.oasissmp.com

Minecraft Community Prison

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	8197
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Emeralds Found:	9977
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Runes Activated:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1

MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

jail.cdgs.net

Sky Kingdoms

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival Games

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	3586
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2686	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

sky-network.eu

MineTrade

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	4841
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Farms Harvested:	576
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	41
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

MineTrade is making MC history as the first Minecraft Border SMP server! It puts a fun spin on survival mode, where players start with a regular chunk and try to expand its border with the money they make. Their goal is to make as much money as possible, and it’s a fun challenge! Join MineTrade today and come try out this unique new game!

play.minetrade.org

FrontierSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	6385
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	5816
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Alien Abductions:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

FrontierSMP is a Towny PVP server focused on growing your town to be the best that it can be. Towns can Siege others, survey for rare resource, trade with others for profit, and more! Season 1 has just started and will end with rewards to the top scorers!

Play.FrontierSMP.net

InfiniteMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	4806
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Chimeras Created:	4

play.infinitemc.net

Warden City

Survival

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	4880
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Villages Defended:	18	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Star Shards Collected:	89
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

Warden City only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.

104.128.51.3

AllianceCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	2548
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

alliancecraft.net

EnchantMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	2126
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Love Letters Sent:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

EnchantMC.com is a fresh Pixelmon Server played by SpicyHindu. Join us today on Pixelmon Reforged v8.4.2!Modpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/enchantmc.1918096! IP: squirtle.enchantmc.com Website: https://enchantmc.com Plugins installed on server: Pixelmon, GTS, Nucleus

squirtle.enchantmc.com

MinnesotaMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	8360
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Ores Mined:	1285
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

About us:We are a very responsible Minecraft community eager to innovate every day.MinessiiMC, is a Minecraft Java Edition/Bedrock network that has a wide variety of minigames within the server, with the purpose of bringing pure fun to the entire community, we hope your stay here is pleasant!

play.minessii.shop

Citrus

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	2048
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	53	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Crops Grown:	1435	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Magic Items Found:	5147	Love Letters Sent:	5

Join our Survival Economy Server for an exciting gaming experience! We offer AFK Farms, intense PVP action, land claims to protect your creations, XP Leveling with kits, and the thrilling mcMMO plugin. Our active and friendly community loves to build and farm together, and we’re always chatting on Discord. Join us now for endless adventures!

citrusgroup.club