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Players: | 90/200 | Votes: | 9557 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 42 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 10 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, creepers dance the Macarena, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party. Our server is so bonkers that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist popping in for a visit (and promptly getting his butt kicked by a pack of rabid chickens).
So if you’re looking for a server that will have you laughing until your sides hurt and questioning the very fabric of reality, come join us on this wacky adventure. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of the most absurd Minecraft server ever created by a developer who couldn’t make a good game to save his life!