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Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 6823 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 6 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 13 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 19 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, creepers dance the Macarena, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party. Our server is so bonkers that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist popping in for a visit (and promptly getting his butt kicked by a pack of rabid chickens).
So if you’re looking for a server that will have you laughing until your sides hurt and questioning the very fabric of reality, come join us on this wacky adventure. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of the most absurd Minecraft server ever created by a developer who couldn’t make a good game to save his life!