Pixelated Nonsense Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of playing on servers created by developers who couldn’t code their way out of a paper bag? Look no further, because our server was created by the one and only Bob McNoobington, who is famous for not creating a single good video game in his entire career! But fear not, because his lack of talent has somehow translated into creating the most hilariously chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience.

Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, creepers dance the Macarena, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party. Our server is so bonkers that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist popping in for a visit (and promptly getting his butt kicked by a pack of rabid chickens).

So if you’re looking for a server that will have you laughing until your sides hurt and questioning the very fabric of reality, come join us on this wacky adventure. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of the most absurd Minecraft server ever created by a developer who couldn’t make a good game to save his life!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Theatria

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to Theatria, the Minecraft server that offers an unforgettable gaming experience! With an established and friendly community, Theatria is the perfect place to make new friends and explore the world of Minecraft. Our server has been running for years, so you can trust that we’re here to stay! We offer custom items and enchants, and our own economy, so you can make your own mark on the world. We also have no map resets, so your progress is safe from start to finish. Join us now, and become part of the Theatria family!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	29
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
New Chunks Explored:	158499	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

SurvivalMP

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to SurvivalMP! Were simply a Vanilla/Survival server with a friendly community of players. [Rules]

No modded/hacked clients of any kind. No dupes or exploits. No spamming, advertising or disruptive behavior in chat. All Raiding and PvP is allowed!! Make sure to build far!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Void Gems Collected:	30	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

HaxysHideout The 1122 Pack PvE

PvE

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Potions Brewed:	154
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Mccaim

Survival

Mcaim – The greatest minecraft server of all time. Minus all the really good ones, but just ignore those

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Animals Bred:	25	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	92	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

MythicHaven

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome to MythicHaven-The ULTIMATE Towny Experience! Claim land using Towny and invite your friends to create sprawling cities along with you. Become the king or queen of your very own nation and band together with cities across the server. Make your own shopping center and dominate the 100% player run economy. The possibilities for expansion are endless! Features: – 75+ Custom Enchants – In-Game Ranks – Jobs, McMMO, Pocketgames – Custom music and sound effects! – Custom crafting recipes – Regular Events, Friendly Staff, and more! Come visit MythicHaven and start the ULTIMATE Towny adventure today!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Overcast Community

Mini Games, PvP

With Overcast Community, you get to play a variety of Minecraft PvP maps. Test your skills on different types of maps with unique objectives, made by awesome designers from the former Overcast Network and the community!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Lunar Middle School

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Enchantments Applied:	269
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Animals Bred:	194

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

SpeedMC Network

Creative, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock

Welcome to the SpeedMC Network! We offer a variety of game modes including One block, Prison, Creative and soon, Skymines! SpeedMC supports all cross plays! This includes Java, Bedrock, Switch, Xbox, PS5, Virtual Reality and more!Our Version Support includes:Skyblock Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 One block Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 Prison Minecraft 1.13 – 1.18.2Server IP: play.mc-speed.com Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/speedmc

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ores Mined:	3069
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Magic Items Found:	4948

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

CookieCraft Survival

Economy, Survival

CookieCraft is a place for everyone who loves vanilla Survival and is looking for a great group of people to play with. This is a great place to make friends fast, as we encourage players to be friendly and not grief.This is a server ran by experienced Minecraft server owners, and is running on a very long-term lag-free server.Our features include: A lag-free, long term server… A fresh world… Friendly community… A perfectly balanced player-driven economy — create your own shops!… Non-P2W… Pets… Vanilla Minecraft Survival.IP: play.cookiecraftsmp.com Discord: https://discord.gg/SWPgXdcUXw

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Star Shards Collected:	205

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Project Eden

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Hello everyone! Welcome to Project Eden, a survival multiplayer server with fresh worlds, helpful and friendly staff, and lots of cool and unique plugins and features! The most important goal of our server is to give our players a place where they can relax and have fun. You can build something spectacular, become the richest player on the server, or just hang out with friends. We also try to give a feeling of a community to the server by organizing events, using a player-driven economy, a personalized and advanced chat system, and so much more. Some of these events include weekly minigame nights on Saturdays, trivia, and holiday specials. Our server also has mcMMO, an in-depth wiki, and server-wide Discord! We make sure our staff is always ready to help you with whatever you need, and that they always treat you with respect.

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Buildings Constructed:	40	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

PiponMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Welcome to PiponMC, your ultimate destination in the vast world of Minecraft! Immerse yourself in a unique experience where the economy flourishes, jobs are varied, protections are strong, and clans are forged with camaraderie.Prosperous Economy: In PiponMC, economics is the heart of the gaming experience. Take part in various activities, from mining to farming, to earn coins and build your fortune. Open your own store or trade with other players to create a vibrant economy full of opportunities.Various Jobs: Choose from a wide range of jobs, each with their own rewards and challenges. Whether you’re a farmer, a miner, a fisherman, or a crafty trader, there’s a perfect job for every type of player. Earn money doing what you love and excel in your specialty.Robust Protections: At PiponMC, security is paramount. Protect your buildings and belongings using our block protection system. Don’t worry about thieves; Your creations will be safe and you can focus on expanding your empire in a safe and secure environment.Powerful Clans: Become part of a strong and loyal community by joining a clan. Together, they can conquer territories, face epic challenges and build a lasting legacy. Cooperation and strategy are key to your clan’s success in PiponMC.Join us at PiponMC and experience the perfect combination of a thriving economy, varied jobs, robust protections, and powerful clans. Get ready to explore, build and dominate in this exciting world of Minecraft!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Ardania

Creative, Economy, PvE, Survival

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Lifestealing

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Lifestealing! We have tried to make the best possible Lifesteal experience. Here are just some of our features:-No eliminations -Custom Clans inspired by popular mobile games -Crystal PvP -Admin-held and automatic events -No claims -Greifing allowed -Practice PVP for rewards (Duels!)Version 1.20.4 Java: lifestealing.com Bedrock: lifestealing.bedrock.minehut.gg (Port: 19132)

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Towns Built:	9
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Potions Brewed:	47
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Trans Minecraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

We are a friendly community mostly made up of Transgender people but are welcoming to everyone!We offer a safe space for you to be who you want to be, you can set your pronouns and name in game allowing you to express your identity. We have safety features set up to prevent trolls and harassment too. Some of our features include:— Hundreds of furniture and decoration items to design your homes and bases however you want! — Bugs that spawn in the world and can be caught and displayed or sold for coins! — Custom farming including many new crops, sprinklers to water a wide area and food recipes! — Custom fishing system that adds new fish and a Stardew Valley like fishing minigame! — Seasons that affect all aspects of the server such as crop growth and bug spawns! — Boss fights that have unique and powerful loot! And so much more!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

PokeMaster

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP

Well guys, I present to you the new Pixelmon server in Spanish, PokeMasters in 1.16.5IN THE MOST UPDATED VERSION OF PIXELMONMod: https://reforged.gg

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Void Gems Collected:	18	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Crops Grown:	1173	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Divine Spears Created:	13	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.