Pixelated Nonsense Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of playing on servers created by developers who couldn’t code their way out of a paper bag? Look no further, because our server was created by the one and only Bob McNoobington, who is famous for not creating a single good video game in his entire career! But fear not, because his lack of talent has somehow translated into creating the most hilariously chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience.

Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, creepers dance the Macarena, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party. Our server is so bonkers that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist popping in for a visit (and promptly getting his butt kicked by a pack of rabid chickens).

So if you’re looking for a server that will have you laughing until your sides hurt and questioning the very fabric of reality, come join us on this wacky adventure. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of the most absurd Minecraft server ever created by a developer who couldn’t make a good game to save his life!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crops Grown:	3452	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Villages Defended:	15
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	2655

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Buildings Constructed:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	40

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35
Crops Grown:	9477	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7721	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	861933	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Crops Grown:	4868	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Runes Activated:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Star Shards Collected:	265	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	47
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Towns Built:	4
Runes Activated:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Animals Bred:	60
Love Letters Sent:	10	Gods Slained:	2
Runes Activated:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	77
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	15

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Love Letters Sent:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	New Chunks Explored:	361619

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!