Pixelated Nonsense Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of playing on servers created by developers who couldn’t code their way out of a paper bag? Look no further, because our server was created by the one and only Bob McNoobington, who is famous for not creating a single good video game in his entire career! But fear not, because his lack of talent has somehow translated into creating the most hilariously chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience.

Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, creepers dance the Macarena, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party. Our server is so bonkers that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist popping in for a visit (and promptly getting his butt kicked by a pack of rabid chickens).

So if you’re looking for a server that will have you laughing until your sides hurt and questioning the very fabric of reality, come join us on this wacky adventure. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of the most absurd Minecraft server ever created by a developer who couldn’t make a good game to save his life!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	29	Meteorites Collected:	2
Runes Activated:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Emeralds Found:	9009	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Holy Grails Found:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	23

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Crops Grown:	8572	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Zombie Dances:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Zombie Dances:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Alien Abductions:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Crops Grown:	9170
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Divine Spears Created:	24

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Endless Night Skies:	4
Animals Bred:	14	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Farms Harvested:	286

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Players Killed by Monsters:	7517
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2639	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Dimension Hops:	6	Divine Spears Created:	10
Animals Bred:	34	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Zombie Dances:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.