Pixelated Nonsense Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of playing on servers created by developers who couldn’t code their way out of a paper bag? Look no further, because our server was created by the one and only Bob McNoobington, who is famous for not creating a single good video game in his entire career! But fear not, because his lack of talent has somehow translated into creating the most hilariously chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience.

Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, creepers dance the Macarena, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party. Our server is so bonkers that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist popping in for a visit (and promptly getting his butt kicked by a pack of rabid chickens).

So if you’re looking for a server that will have you laughing until your sides hurt and questioning the very fabric of reality, come join us on this wacky adventure. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of the most absurd Minecraft server ever created by a developer who couldn’t make a good game to save his life!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Emeralds Found:	1629
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Towns Built:	9
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	187	Gods Slained:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Divine Spears Created:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Dragons Tamed:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Secret Passages Found:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Love Letters Sent:	19
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Dimension Hops:	11	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Love Letters Sent:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Dragon Eggs Found:	9172	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Void Gems Collected:	17
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	3586	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	6554	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Endless Night Skies:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	202
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Mines Excavated:	2185	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.