Pixelated Nonsense Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of playing on servers created by developers who couldn’t code their way out of a paper bag? Look no further, because our server was created by the one and only Bob McNoobington, who is famous for not creating a single good video game in his entire career! But fear not, because his lack of talent has somehow translated into creating the most hilariously chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience.

Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, creepers dance the Macarena, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party. Our server is so bonkers that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist popping in for a visit (and promptly getting his butt kicked by a pack of rabid chickens).

So if you’re looking for a server that will have you laughing until your sides hurt and questioning the very fabric of reality, come join us on this wacky adventure. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of the most absurd Minecraft server ever created by a developer who couldn’t make a good game to save his life!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Love Letters Sent:	17
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Emeralds Found:	3447
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Dragons Tamed:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	39	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Magic Items Found:	6274

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Villages Defended:	9	Ores Mined:	3181
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Buildings Constructed:	21	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Secret Passages Found:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57
Animals Bred:	124	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	101	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	New Chunks Explored:	748203
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	24

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	283	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Gods Slained:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Ores Mined:	1160	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	84

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Emeralds Found:	3363	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.