Pixelated Nonsense Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of playing on servers created by developers who couldn’t code their way out of a paper bag? Look no further, because our server was created by the one and only Bob McNoobington, who is famous for not creating a single good video game in his entire career! But fear not, because his lack of talent has somehow translated into creating the most hilariously chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience.

Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, creepers dance the Macarena, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party. Our server is so bonkers that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist popping in for a visit (and promptly getting his butt kicked by a pack of rabid chickens).

So if you’re looking for a server that will have you laughing until your sides hurt and questioning the very fabric of reality, come join us on this wacky adventure. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of the most absurd Minecraft server ever created by a developer who couldn’t make a good game to save his life!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	442

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Demon Skulls Collected:	32
Dragon Eggs Found:	9519	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	9

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Divine Spears Created:	28	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Buildings Constructed:	18	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Magic Items Found:	4149	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	28

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	291	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Void Armor Forged:	14

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Divine Spears Created:	24
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Emeralds Found:	1229	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Mines Excavated:	2486	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Void Armor Forged:	30
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	30	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Void Armor Forged:	12	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Enchantments Applied:	136	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Magic Items Found:	2132	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Ores Mined:	8054
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Void Gems Collected:	29
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	428
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	592
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.