Pixelated Nonsense Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of playing on servers created by developers who couldn’t code their way out of a paper bag? Look no further, because our server was created by the one and only Bob McNoobington, who is famous for not creating a single good video game in his entire career! But fear not, because his lack of talent has somehow translated into creating the most hilariously chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience.

Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, creepers dance the Macarena, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party. Our server is so bonkers that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist popping in for a visit (and promptly getting his butt kicked by a pack of rabid chickens).

So if you’re looking for a server that will have you laughing until your sides hurt and questioning the very fabric of reality, come join us on this wacky adventure. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of the most absurd Minecraft server ever created by a developer who couldn’t make a good game to save his life!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Star Shards Collected:	252
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

L.A World

Bedwars, Creative, Mini Games, OneBlock, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

A fun oriented minecraft server.. friendly staffs and admins. ======== Game modes ======== Survival Bedwars Lifesteal Skyblock ————— IP: laworld.apexmc.co Discord : https://discord.gg/C9VdyseJt8 malayalam, kerala, india

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Secret Passages Found:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	14

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

BusinessCraft City Roleplay

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Are you ready to explore a new role play server? BusinessCraft is a minecraft-survival City Roleplay server that uses custom easy to use plugins to simulate aspects of a real city. The server includes a wide selection of jobs such as: Engineer, Miner, Lumberjack, Doctor, Lawyer and many more! This server also has a government and democratic elections!Live in a cozy house in the suburbs while building your business empire downtown. You can start businesses ranging from agriculture to manufacturing, scale your business into a large corporation or keep it a small local business, or you can work for another company and enjoy everything else the city has to offer!The city has lots to explore, you can rent apartments including penthouses, explore easter eggs like the sewers, or venture into the acres of wildlife preserve just outside city limits! Buses, trains, subways, and planes can help you travel throughout the city and world. Nearly everything built within the city is player owned and operated.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Crops Grown:	8535
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	New Chunks Explored:	41497
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

GoldenSky Server

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

The GoldenSky server has been around since 2013 and is 10 years old this year! Over the years it has included many players who have collected very personal memories in the game and with other players. The focus of the server is the game modes SkyBlock and Survival.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Ruinous Horizons

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Ruinous Horizons, the most thrilling Cobblemon server pack you’ve ever seen! Dive into a world where Pokémon become your greatest ally and embark on an epic journey filled with adventure. Additional mods are added to enhance the experience. Use our modpack! Just search up Ruinous Horizons on technic or curseforge, or join our discord to see more ways.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Buildings Constructed:	26
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Aether SMP

Economy, Survival

› ˖°꒰ What is Aether SMP? Aether SMP is a Java and Bedrock SMP server founded on friendship and having a good time. We seek to create a comfortable and fun atmosphere for everyone. If you’re looking for a server that feels like a family, check us out.› ˖°꒰ Server Features: ╭ ────────────────── :: -﹆ ៸ ៸ Non-P2W ︰﹆៸៸ Java/Bedrock crossplay ︰﹆៸៸ Appealable bans ︰﹆៸៸ Vote ranks with perks A ﹆ ៸ ៸ TPA / Sethomes ︰﹆៸៸ Warp creation ︰﹆៸៸ Player driven economy ︰﹆៸៸ Open staff applications ︰﹆៸៸ Relaxed rules ╰ ────────────────── ::

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	64	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Bloom SMP

Cross-Play, Survival

Welcome to the original Bloom SMP! The perfect place to play Minecraft Survival, have fun and make new friendships.Features: – Anti griefing – Cross play – A welcoming community – An active Discord – A friendly staff team – Regular eventsBloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Swemy Horseys

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Swemy Horseys is equestrian roleplay and economy server. Swemy Horseys is based off the SWEM mod, as well as it features a variety of other mods. We offer economy, roleplay, competition, and adventure. Our server is still in early development, but still open to the public as we continuously work on upgrading the server and creating better and better content. Check out our website for much more in depth information and see what future plans we have cooking up!Economy Buy, sell, get a server job, or create your own business. Become a farrier, vet, stablehand, rescue worker, swe-mart employee, riding instructor, facility owner/business owner, breeder, builder, contractor, photographer, videographer, and much more!Roleplay Build, compete, create your own facilities, take care of your horse, ride with friends.Adventure Play survival, explore, fight bosses, complete dungeons, and fight to earn your own dragon egg. You can travel the skies by dragon, and travel the lands by horse!Tags Java > 1.18.2 > Equestrian > Forge > Economy > Survival > Adventure > Roleplay > Modded

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Crops Grown:	7594
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	11

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

LumaMC

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

We’re a TownySMP focused on quality gameplay with a strong and friendly community. On Luma you’ll find tons of fun and unique features such as custom items (custom coded), seasons world (syncs up to real life), item wraps, mcMMO, and of course Towny!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	38
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	49

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Gratopia

LifeSteal, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

[1.20] Just RESET Welcome to the ultimate survival experience! Gratopia combines the excitement of survival with the thrill of an economy-based gameplay. Our community is made up of friendly players who are always eager to help each other out. With our user-friendly features, you’ll find yourself fully immersed in the survival aspect of Minecraft. From gathering resources to trading with other players, you’ll have everything you need to thrive in this virtual world. See you in game! [Java + Bedrock Supported]

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Star Shards Collected:	199	Dragon Eggs Found:	1054
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Animals Bred:	24
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Secret Passages Found:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

HibiscusMC

Survival

Step into a unique world unlike others on HibiscusMC: Reimagined – a revolutionary Minecraft Survival experience filled with custom mobs, furniture, blocks, and so much more, all without the need for any mods. Join our amazing community today on 1.19.2/3!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	188

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

GT New Horizons by CraftersLand

FTB, PvE, Survival, Tekkit, Towny

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: gt.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Animals Bred:	177
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

HaxMC

Anarchy, Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP

HaxMC Public Lifesteal server that have a mechanic of stealing life from players to replenish their own. They are a type of Minecraft SMP server and are often called “lifesteal smp” or ”pvp” servers. HaxMC Server Are 90% More Dangerous While Comparing to other Lifesteal Servers it has custom structure and custom Dark Night System in which it is hard for you to survive! Make Sure to vote daily for keys and stuff! Here you can find a server IP for a public lifesteal smp, for Java edition or Bedrock edition.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Ores Mined:	1399
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Shaded

PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Shaded, a brand new survival server where we aim to keep it simple and up to date.We’re focused on building our community, through continued development and player to player interactions.We support both Java and Bedrock edition, so no one is left out!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Hjonkcraft Servers

Creative, Economy, Hardcore, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Hjonkcraft Servers We are proudly a fully free to play server that has no paid entry and no donation store or micro transactionsWe have multiple servers to play on including Survival / Minigames / Hardcore / CreativeHardcore will reset every month and we give rewards to top hardcore players.Minigames are fully automatic and have their own server on the network, we host minigame Sunday every SundaySurvival has a few quality of life additions including bosses, we will occasionally run a server wide boss rush event. Hjonkcraft is a server that celebrates it’s community and player’s achievements, come be a part of it 🙂

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Gods Slained:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Arcadia

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Star Shards Collected:	127	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!