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Players: | 93/300 | Votes: | 7950 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Potions Brewed: | 130 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 12 |
Villages Defended: | 11 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Undead Armies Raised: | 5 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 7 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 9 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
Join us and embark on a hilarious journey where white boys flee Europe and North Korea to become laborers in undeveloped nations. But fear not, you won’t be slaving away for pennies like those useless pajeets. Oh no, you’ll be raking in $450 per hour! That’s right, you’ll be living the high life while learning new languages like Arabic and exploring Africa or the Middle East.
So pack your bags, leave the West behind, and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and riches beyond your wildest dreams. Who knew Minecraft could be so outrageous?