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Players: | 90/200 | Votes: | 7834 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9431 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
Join us and embark on a hilarious journey where white boys flee Europe and North Korea to become laborers in undeveloped nations. But fear not, you won’t be slaving away for pennies like those useless pajeets. Oh no, you’ll be raking in $450 per hour! That’s right, you’ll be living the high life while learning new languages like Arabic and exploring Africa or the Middle East.
So pack your bags, leave the West behind, and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and riches beyond your wildest dreams. Who knew Minecraft could be so outrageous?